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If you use Skype, you know about the sexy xxx spam bots that chat with you every now and then. Typically they say hi, user responds, they ask to webcam chat, user responds, they ask to visit their xxx website, they say nothing after that no matter what you say. Weird how this one seems to keep going [12:00:25 PM] ~© alison - sexy nude woman xxx says: Do you want to chat with mee? [12:00:43 PM] F.H.M. says: i am a meat popsicle [12:00:49 PM] ~© alison - sexy nude woman xxx says: Cam 2 Cam with me ? [12:02:49 PM] F.H.M. says: smoke youuuuuuuuu [12:02:53 PM] ~© alison - sexy nude woman xxx says: I have an idea why don't you come on http://www.LeLiveSexe.com like that i can seen you!!! [12:03:24 PM] F.H.M. says: i have a better idea, big badda boom [12:03:49 PM] ~© alison - sexy nude woman xxx says: I have an idea why don't you come on http://www.LeLiveSexe.com like that i can seen you!!! [12:10:13 PM] F.H.M. says: are you classified as human? Freakin spam. get your ass to mars
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I've been getting Skype spam too recently. I stopped using ICQ it got so bad, like 5-10 spam messages a day. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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I wonder what film those qoutes are from...
Could it be one with Milla Jovovich?
Could it be "The Fith element"?
Hmm,   Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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its even worse on yahoo. I get like 30 whenever i log in, and notice i get like 10 spams in my offline in a 5 hour off time period. are people even human anymore on chat? I remember the glory days, you know.....1998.....i feel old.
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I haven't had any spam bots, actually... But believe it or not, I've had TWO men from other countries (one from India and one from Yemen) that wanted me to marry them so they could receive a green card to the US.
Maybe I would've considered it if they had offered to pay me... >_> That doesn't make me a bad person, right? ;D wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
I haven't had any spam bots, actually... But believe it or not, I've had TWO men from other countries (one from India and one from Yemen) that wanted me to marry them so they could receive a green card to the US.
Maybe I would've considered it if they had offered to pay me... >_> That doesn't make me a bad person, right? ;D
Um...no, not at all. Although it would depend on the amount of money. You don't want to appear cheap and sleazy. 
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Exaactly. Cheap AND sleazy is a bad combination.
What amount of money will get me out of the 'cheap' category? I suppose I can live with sleazy, lol xD wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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Just got another [1:09:56 PM] - sex says: Wie geht´s dir? :* [1:10:34 PM] F.H.M. says: ich bin ein fleisch popsicle [1:10:37 PM] - sex says: Meine webcam funktioniert nicht mit Skype !!! (inlove) sie funktioniert nur auf http://www.skypoWebcam.com !!! [1:11:10 PM] F.H.M. says: multipass? [1:11:26 PM] - sex says: Meine webcam funktioniert nur auf http://www.skypoWebcam.com Only (inlove)!!! Es ist kostenlos für dich!! [1:12:16 PM] F.H.M. says: Professor Pacoli: [shocked after turning around and being surprised by one of the divine aliens] A-a-aa-a-a-are you German? [1:12:17 PM] - sex says: Meine webcam funktioniert nur auf http://www.skypoWebcam.com Only (inlove)!!! Es ist kostenlos für dich!! get your ass to mars
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
Exaactly. Cheap AND sleazy is a bad combination.
What amount of money will get me out of the 'cheap' category? I suppose I can live with sleazy, lol xD
I've got 20 canadian dollars, but i'll trade you a US green card for European citizenship! 
"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers." "Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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got another one [1/6/2009 3:55:10 PM] Annie - sexy bitch says: hey there
[1/6/2009 3:55:27 PM] F.H.M. says: i am a meat popsicle
[1/6/2009 3:57:44 PM] Annie - sexy bitch says: did you went to theater recently!!
[1/6/2009 3:58:11 PM] F.H.M. says: are you classified as human?
[4:52:52 PM] Annie - sexy bitch says: I would like to meet some nice people do u have time for me?
[4:53:51 PM] F.H.M. says: multipass?
[4:53:57 PM] Annie - sexy bitch says: My husband just left the hous i fell alone do u want to chat
[4:54:17 PM] F.H.M. says: mul-ti-pass
[4:54:27 PM] Annie - sexy bitch says: Why don't you come on [website url removed] it is really cool and have more girl than ever
[4:59:45 PM] F.H.M. says: me fifth element, supreme being. me protect you get your ass to mars
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Why do you keep saying multipass? PS I get this shit daily on MSN. It's some annoying shit. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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HolyJaw wrote:Why do you keep saying multipass?
PS I get this shit daily on MSN. It's some annoying shit. You're right, she knows it's a multipass. I did appreciate the little story this bot had. I never knew bots married. get your ass to mars
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:HolyJaw wrote:Why do you keep saying multipass?
PS I get this shit daily on MSN. It's some annoying shit. You're right, she knows it's a multipass. I did appreciate the little story this bot had. I never knew bots married.
LoL.
Holyjaw its a 5th element reference.
Quote:
"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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Giller [GwDR wrote:]
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:HolyJaw wrote:Why do you keep saying multipass?
PS I get this shit daily on MSN. It's some annoying shit. You're right, she knows it's a multipass. I did appreciate the little story this bot had. I never knew bots married.
LoL.
Holyjaw its a 5th element reference.
Ah, thanks. *adds to netflix queue* Shit, did I just lose my geek card? silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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HolyJaw wrote:Giller [GwDR wrote:]
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:HolyJaw wrote:Why do you keep saying multipass?
PS I get this shit daily on MSN. It's some annoying shit. You're right, she knows it's a multipass. I did appreciate the little story this bot had. I never knew bots married.
LoL.
Holyjaw its a 5th element reference.
Ah, thanks. *adds to netflix queue* Shit, did I just lose my geek card? Don't worry, we're in the same boat. I've tried to watch this twice and each time I was interrupted by some external force. *Adds to bittorrent queue*
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