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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#1 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 11:27:22 AM
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Feed this little fuck to the croc.
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#2 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 12:57:16 PM
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And you are saying that....killing isn't good?






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#3 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 1:14:05 PM
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Yup, he'll be on the news later in life too.

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I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

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Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


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Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

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I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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#4 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 1:25:33 PM
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How the hell did a 7-yr-old break into the zoo?
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#5 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 2:29:20 PM
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So is he getting punished for it?  I don't wanna read, I get too upset over news about animals.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#6 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 2:49:42 PM
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FinalGamer wrote:
So is he getting punished for it?  I don't wanna read, I get too upset over news about animals.


Nope, in Australia people under the age of 10 can not be punished for crimes. There is talk about filing a lawsuit against his parents though, but that would be for financial damages which is just the cost of the animals (around $5K). Basically the little fuck will get away without any real consequence.
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#7 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 2:56:49 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
So is he getting punished for it?  I don't wanna read, I get too upset over news about animals.


Nope, in Australia people under the age of 10 can not be punished for crimes. There is talk about filing a lawsuit against his parents though, but that would be for financial damages which is just the cost of the animals (around $5K). Basically the little fuck will get away without any real consequence.

Well other than crippling financial damage to his living if the parents do get sued since SOMEBODY has to pay and if they can't blame the kid then they can blame the parents, as well as getting a special sale on Aisle 3 for many cans of whupass.
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#8 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 3:26:15 PM
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We need some creative justice. Send him back to the zoo to face an animal that can fight back. Lion vs. future serial killer mono-y-mono.

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I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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#9 Posted: : Friday, October 03, 2008 4:12:26 PM
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Wow some shit I could absolutely not give a fuck about.

If you losers actually care so much about some stupid animals don't you find it more offensive that the animals were taken from their homes and put into or bred in captivity?
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#10 Posted: : Saturday, October 04, 2008 1:31:33 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:
Wow some shit I could absolutely not give a fuck about.

If you losers actually care so much about some stupid animals don't you find it more offensive that the animals were taken from their homes and put into or bred in captivity?



Yes i'm sure most of us do, and on top of that original suck there is the extra suck of some bastard child coming into that shit hole and going on a killing spree.


 Fuck you lead, no one cares if you give anything.

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#11 Posted: : Saturday, October 04, 2008 5:37:59 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
So is he getting punished for it?  I don't wanna read, I get too upset over news about animals.


Nope, in Australia people under the age of 10 can not be punished for crimes. There is talk about filing a lawsuit against his parents though, but that would be for financial damages which is just the cost of the animals (around $5K). Basically the little fuck will get away without any real consequence.

If we can't beat the kid, I say we beat the parents.
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I love you Spaniard

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#12 Posted: : Saturday, October 04, 2008 8:53:41 PM
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That kid has got to have some fucked up parents
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#13 Posted: : Saturday, October 04, 2008 10:42:37 PM
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Creamy Goodness wrote:
That kid has got to have some fucked up parents

Your avatar just struck an interesting idea in me Creamy.
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#14 Posted: : Sunday, October 05, 2008 8:36:10 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:
Wow some shit I could absolutely not give a fuck about.

If you losers actually care so much about some stupid animals don't you find it more offensive that the animals were taken from their homes and put into or bred in captivity?


Canada must be a cold dark place...

Still

Lead Salad wrote:
more offensive that the animals were taken from their homes and put into or bred in captivity?
silverwasp wrote:
Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


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meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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#15 Posted: : Sunday, October 05, 2008 1:57:46 PM
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Seriously I can understand why you would empathize with the zoo owners, they lost an investment and as scientists, they've lost something they were connected to. But don't pretend that you actually give a fuck if some animal dies. Yes the kid is sadistic and he and his parents deserve to be put under psychological scrutiny, but animals are dying all the time. That crocodile had to eat something and if not those animals it would have just been some other animals. I'd really like to see some vegetarians or people like that extolling the virtues of their lifestyle to a fucking crocodile.
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