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#1 Posted: : Monday, October 13, 2008 7:26:35 AM
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So,  I have a friend who recently broke up with his girlfriend. Before I go on, you must know he is an avid supporter of giving anal sex. Well, the girl he broke up with, according to him, shit on his balls and his bed upon penetration. In her defense, it was her first time attempting anal. My questions are:

1. Is this a valid reason to break up with a girl? I mean, atleast she tried. Amiright?

2. Since you seem to advocate anal sex... Has this ever happened to you? And if so, how did you react?

3. And while we are on the subject... What is the "Strangest" or most disgusting thing that has happened to you during sex that could be considered similar to this?

 

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#2 Posted: : Monday, October 13, 2008 4:16:37 PM
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alowishus wrote:

So,  I have a friend who recently broke up with his girlfriend. Before I go on, you must know he is an avid supporter of giving anal sex. Well, the girl he broke up with, according to him, shit on his balls and his bed upon penetration. In her defense, it was her first time attempting anal. My questions are:

1. Is this a valid reason to break up with a girl? I mean, atleast she tried. Amiright?

2. Since you seem to advocate anal sex... Has this ever happened to you? And if so, how did you react?

3. And while we are on the subject... What is the "Strangest" or most disgusting thing that has happened to you during sex that could be considered similar to this?

 

PS

This forum is straight pimpin.



That's a good question. I think I'm going to gross some people out with this answer.

No, that's a bullshit reason to break up with her. She tried and now not only will she never do it again, but she's emotionally scarred because of the experience.

Nice work.

No one's ever shit on my balls, no... but we take precautionary measures.

As for similar shit...


One time we were going at it in her dorm room for like three hours straight. We were high out of our brains and drunk as shit and didn't know what was going on outside of that room. Anyway, fucking someone for three hours primarily in the ass can lead to some disaster. Once we finally finished we noticed some sweat mixed with some... anal fluid... I guess... had leaked out over the course of the battle I did with her anus.

It's nothing a hot shower and a load of laundry can't fix. I don't get why people are so uppity. Obviously it's not the most attractive thing ever, but you can't expect it to never happen when you're up to that kinda stuff.
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