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#1 Posted: : Monday, October 13, 2008 3:01:45 PM
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As I am apparently the only gamer on the planet who didnt like the cliche factory that is Final Fantasy 7, I wasnt particularly saddened by Aeris death, since she mostly annoyed me. Seriously, the only character I dislike more from the game is Sepiroth, or as I like to call him, Fagboy McNutsack. Atleast Yuffie isnt shoved down your throat in every cutscene, as annoying as she is.

Oh, and sorry if I "spoiled" the plot for anyone with that, but come on,is there anyone even remotly connected to video games that doesnt know that Aeris dies? Hey, here's another spoiler for you. In the Bible, Jesus dies! And then comes back!

Anyway, blasphemy aside, enjoy the comic

 

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LOL!

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Stranger wrote:

As I am apparently the only gamer on the planet who didnt like the cliche factory that is Final Fantasy 7, I wasnt particularly saddened by Aeris death, since she mostly annoyed me. Seriously, the only character I dislike more from the game is Sepiroth, or as I like to call him, Fagboy McNutsack. Atleast Yuffie isnt shoved down your throat in every cutscene, as annoying as she is.

Oh, and sorry if I "spoiled" the plot for anyone with that, but come on,is there anyone even remotly connected to video games that doesnt know that Aeris dies? Hey, here's another spoiler for you. In the Bible, Jesus dies! And then comes back!

Anyway, blasphemy aside, enjoy the comic

 



i knew i wasnt the only one

great stuff btw
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#4 Posted: : Monday, October 13, 2008 5:36:12 PM
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This comic is made of 100% pure win. FF7 is overrated IMO.
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http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=176

lol new i seen that someplace before
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Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.
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Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.


Just be careful about when you summon Bahamut...
That could sting a bit.

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Rikaelus wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.


Just be careful about when you summon Bahamut...
That could sting a bit.

Unless yer a furfag.
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Yeah, I remember all these jokes 11 years ago when the game came out.
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FinalGamer wrote:
Rikaelus wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.


Just be careful about when you summon Bahamut...
That could sting a bit.

Unless yer a furfag.


/Me is confused......

Never having enjoyed FF7, I'm somewhat in the dark in here.  Am I missing some kind of furfag porn?
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GreyWolf wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Rikaelus wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.


Just be careful about when you summon Bahamut...
That could sting a bit.

Unless yer a furfag.


/Me is confused......

Never having enjoyed FF7, I'm somewhat in the dark in here.  Am I missing some kind of furfag porn?
Yeah quite a bit..
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#12 Posted: : Friday, October 17, 2008 1:48:33 PM
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GreyWolf wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Rikaelus wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.


Just be careful about when you summon Bahamut...
That could sting a bit.

Unless yer a furfag.


/Me is confused......

Never having enjoyed FF7, I'm somewhat in the dark in here.  Am I missing some kind of furfag porn?


Well... Scalies love Bahamut.

Furries love Red XIII.
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#13 Posted: : Friday, October 17, 2008 4:46:22 PM
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GreyWolf wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Rikaelus wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.


Just be careful about when you summon Bahamut...
That could sting a bit.

Unless yer a furfag.


/Me is confused......

Never having enjoyed FF7, I'm somewhat in the dark in here.  Am I missing some kind of furfag porn?


Short form of it is that this girl and love interest of the protagonist (and the last of some "ancient" race) gets run through by the main antagonist. The joke is in having death as part of the storyline in a game that has an item that can bring people back to life. They never explain why she, or anyone else who died for the story, can't just be brought back with Phoenix Downs (the item).

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Rikaelus wrote:
GreyWolf wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Rikaelus wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.


Just be careful about when you summon Bahamut...
That could sting a bit.

Unless yer a furfag.


/Me is confused......

Never having enjoyed FF7, I'm somewhat in the dark in here.  Am I missing some kind of furfag porn?


Short form of it is that this girl and love interest of the protagonist (and the last of some "ancient" race) gets run through by the main antagonist. The joke is in having death as part of the storyline in a game that has an item that can bring people back to life. They never explain why she, or anyone else who died for the story, can't just be brought back with Phoenix Downs (the item).


Because phoenix downs are a combat trick.

It's like asking how it's not realistic to be able to carry 100 potions on you or 12 different swords.

Hell, the whole concept of saving is highly unrealistic.
Rikaelus
#15 Posted: : Friday, October 17, 2008 5:28:31 PM
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RichardAwesome wrote:
Rikaelus wrote:
GreyWolf wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Rikaelus wrote:
FinalGamer wrote:
Bah I still love Materia so much they're my anal beads.


Just be careful about when you summon Bahamut...
That could sting a bit.

Unless yer a furfag.


/Me is confused......

Never having enjoyed FF7, I'm somewhat in the dark in here.  Am I missing some kind of furfag porn?


Short form of it is that this girl and love interest of the protagonist (and the last of some "ancient" race) gets run through by the main antagonist. The joke is in having death as part of the storyline in a game that has an item that can bring people back to life. They never explain why she, or anyone else who died for the story, can't just be brought back with Phoenix Downs (the item).


Because phoenix downs are a combat trick.

It's like asking how it's not realistic to be able to carry 100 potions on you or 12 different swords.

Hell, the whole concept of saving is highly unrealistic.


You, sir, are obviously not an RPer. Though I'll admit the inventory thing has always been difficult to explain in-character...

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