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Muffalopadus wrote:I've healed spies a couple of times, but I've never ubered one. I've seen uber'ed spies before, and I shudder to think what it would be like to be..."that guy".
It would be like starting a relationship with a beautiful, sweet, intelligent woman. I would introduce her to exotic foods, go on romantic mountain hikes, take long walks through the park, ad nauseum. One day I would propose and our wedding would be a glorious occasion with a totally sweet reception...with lasers. Afterwards, as we consummate our marriage, right as we climax together...I realize that she was actually Bragr the whole time, who smokes cigars and plays WoW all day.
Thats how I'd feel if I ever uber'ed a spy. Oh! I love you too, Muff! Also, I don't play WoW and I don't smoke cigars, although I do have a nice collection of (tobacco) pipes. PS: I lol'ed
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<3 your ugly mug, bragr. If I ever started smoking, I'd smoke a pipe. Cigarettes seem dirty, cigars would make me feel like a rich bastard, and chewing tobacco will give you oral cancer faster than something that gives you cancer really fast. ...but if I'd smoke a pipe in a high back chair with some thick book on my lap, I'd seem sophisticated. Ok, if I'm 21 and smoking a pipe, I'd seem like a prick. If I'm 40 and smoking a pipe, then I'm sophisticated. Also, pipe smoke smells nice. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Muffalopadus wrote:<3 your ugly mug, bragr.
If I ever started smoking, I'd smoke a pipe. Cigarettes seem dirty, cigars would make me feel like a rich bastard, and chewing tobacco will give you oral cancer faster than something that gives you cancer really fast.
...but if I'd smoke a pipe in a high back chair with some thick book on my lap, I'd seem sophisticated. Ok, if I'm 21 and smoking a pipe, I'd seem like a prick. If I'm 40 and smoking a pipe, then I'm sophisticated.
Also, pipe smoke smells nice. Lol, I have a nice penstripe 3 peice and whenever I wear it, I bring along one of the pipes. Man people see me coming in that and its all like "Let me get that door for you, SIR!"
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OK, who moved this thread? Its all private now. :( If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:The dumbest moment I ever had was (in my defense) when I played TF2 for the first time. I started out on the PS3 version (yes, it sucks compared to PC, why do you think I play here now?) and I was frolicking around as a Medic when I noticed another Medic with my name. I found the coincidence cute and proceeded to heal him and follow him around the map since I really didn't have a grasp on the game.
We skipped gayly to the control point where I thought we would be capturing it together and we would win and be best buds forever and ever!
...Yeah, you can probably guess what happened miliseconds after I turned my back on him.
Hahaha! I wish I remembered about the first time I saw someone with my name. I bet I did the same thing. :P Quote:
3) Standing still as a Scout (it always leads to my untimely doom)
Oh God, I wish more scouts did this. I hate how jittery most people are who play scout. They run around calling for medic, expecting to be healed. Its like trying to pick up little hyperactive rice grains with toothpick chopsticks. Draken has taught me to just not heal them. It makes me sad when they die, but not as much anymore. :P If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Not moving fast enough as a Pyro is one of my big failings that I aim to amend soon. Though I remember in Fallout 3 I once walked right into a grenade bouquet trap. Twice. THE SAME TRAP TWICE. Or when I tried to take on a gang of Feral Ghouls and a Glowing One with my bare hands. BARELY made it alive, but twas stupid yet badass. "Videogames are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n' roll." - Shigeru Miyamoto  Hail Slither, The Eternal Champion!
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hmm stupid stuff i do while in game?
1) In the beginning of a round, stand right in front of a sniper aiming at someone.
2) Pushing people off ledges into the fray.
3) Totally forget what team i am on and try to backstab my own team mates.
4) Go through a teleporter and walk backwards wondering WHERE THE FUCK everyone is.
5) Try to blow back soldier rockets and utterly failing.
6) In the middle of battle accidently destroy my sentry or dispenser thinking im building one.
7) Lay a deadly patch of stickies and while im placing them i detonate because there was an enemy.
8) Be a scout with more than 3 people on the server.
9) Uber shadow while he is a "Civilian Heavy" and actually kill someone with an arm slap.(LOL)
10) I cant think of a 10, but dont want to end on 9 :(
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bragr wrote:Lol, I have a nice penstripe 3 peice and whenever I wear it, I bring along one of the pipes. Man people see me coming in that and its all like "Let me get that door for you, SIR!" Or, just walk around with a fat blunt in hand and a smile on your face just winkin at people with the trail of skunk following you. Upmost respect.
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