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Your problem with law enforcement could be 1 of 2 things. It is either your beady eyes or your "I heart Obama" bumper sticker.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:We had a lovely chat. He knew the cop I was friends with before he moved away. Amazing how nice he became when he found that out. I was not speeding. I have the stupid fucking sticker. I used my turn signal. I have no idea why he pulled me over. Once he was nice I told him I didn't have my current insurance info in paper format yet but I could pull up all the info on my phone. He was like, no problem I'm sure you have insurance. You should print it out though because not all cops will know you are cool. Hmm. Am I the only one who is reading between the lines to surmise correctly that you sucked him off? There's got to be more to this story than you had a chat. Handjob perhaps? I once sucked off a cop because I needed the money. LOL! That's not at all true . . . I really didn't need the money. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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DCMH: Can you do me a favor? Go out and get the book "Empire" by Orson Scott Card. I think it's something you'll really enjoy, and it'll take you a day to read. I'd love to hear what you think about it. (It's not his usual sci-fi trope.) silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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HolyJaw wrote:DCMH: Can you do me a favor? Go out and get the book "Empire" by Orson Scott Card. I think it's something you'll really enjoy, and it'll take you a day to read. I'd love to hear what you think about it. (It's not his usual sci-fi trope.) I'm boycotting Orson Scott Card for being a crazy bigot Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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FUCK YEAH MOVIN' THREADS!
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I'm boycotting Orson Scott Card for being a crazy bigot
Crazy bigot? Yes. Crazy MORMON bigot? YES. Nonethelss, that motherfucker can write, and the premise behind "Empire," that America is no longer the Republic it once sought to be and is right on the cusp of falling into empire status, is right up your alley. I think you'll love how it's portrayed. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Cantrip wrote:Hmm. Am I the only one who is reading between the lines to surmise correctly that you sucked him off? There's got to be more to this story than you had a chat. Handjob perhaps?
I once sucked off a cop because I needed the money.
LOL!
That's not at all true . . . I really didn't need the money.
I love you, cantrip
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HolyJaw wrote:Crazy bigot? Yes.
Crazy MORMON bigot? YES.
Nonethelss, that motherfucker can write, and the premise behind "Empire," that America is no longer the Republic it once sought to be and is right on the cusp of falling into empire status, is right up your alley. I think you'll love how it's portrayed.
I think America is already an empire. Thanks for the book recommendation though, if I can ever borrow it I will. I'd really rather avoid giving the guy any money ever though. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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