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{pDs} camelspit wrote:
anyway um...nothing today but a couple days ago at work i literally seared my arm on the mu shu steamer. >_< and today i was trying to yank one of the hairs out of the way and it started pussing...my girlfriend leaves for japan tomorrow...
well...you actually ate breakfast with me, went to my grandparents for a whole 2 minutes, then we watched a movie, went with me to buy a cd player, watched another movie, ate dinner, played pool, then your day ended an hour ago when you went home. just...to refresh your memory. and i saw the puss from the arm hair pulling...it'll be much grosser in about 4 days. and tomorrow i leave for japan. *smiling*. time to pack!
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. I got hurt at work on Monday . I got a burn on my arm its about the size of a baseball . I operate a furnace for largest US producer zinc . This is the mill I work at in Monaca PA. Horsehead Corp. 
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woke up. smoked a few bowls. went to subway
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Got in a fight with a some idiot who was making fun of Islam for not celebrating Christmas, which he claimed to start off as the day of celebration for the birth of Jesus. I shut him up quickly when I told him Christmas was originally a Pagan holiday when men exchanged gifts and had sex with each other, and then evolved into the birth date of Jesus, which hasn't even been confirmed chonologically yet, and which has again evolved into nothing but a time in the year of hysteria for the shopping of materialistic purposes. There are those who truely celebrate Christmas as the birth of Jesus, but it's become more revolved around Santa. I ended it with "So what does it make you when a 'stupid unholy Muslim' know's more about Christmas than you do?" Pwnt
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I was parked in a handicapped zone in an industrial area where absolutely no cops patrol, come out of the building to find an 80 year old citizen police officer looking inside my truck ready to write a ticket. I hopped in that bitch and took off, old man didn't see a thing. Iraq-Bound
29 AUG 08 - Tikrit
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I was talking and trying to swallow some applesauce at the same time, and it started to come out of my nose. It stung soooooo bad.
lol jp jp!â„¢
PEACE IS ALL THE WORLD NEEDS...
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I made this really tasty ham and swiss sandwhich, spent far too long cat napping with Katana, and went thru a ton of comic ideas before deciding on one.  Formally known as MrT The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
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Today I pooped
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I was playing water polo and my teammate (it was practice) elbowed me in the face, and I was all bloodied up.  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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I woke up, turned over, looked at my wife... had sex (haha all you single people!) went to work, talked to my boss, got told i have horrable luck with my district manager (cause it never fails, he always comes in when im screwing around) and she laughed...
came home and screwed around with yuck butt all evening I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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