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Rank: Fuckstick
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Joined: 5/9/2006
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Location: From the First State to Irritate
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:The real question is what happens when you try to bring it on an airplane? I've been thinking about buying a dildo for the next time I fly just to freak out the security goons, but this thing would really take it to the next level. You have to pack it with explosives, and have a fuse coming out of where the pisshole would be. then it would be funny. extra 10 points for lighting it and actually commiting a "terrrrrist" attack. LOVEDONSHARP TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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Rank: Fuckstick
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WDF? wrote:
Like Fucking the Terminator
  Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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Rank: King of Jeans
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Quote:Wayne Cannon writes:
Great Machine. I tied my wife up to the bed and inserted the machine with the largest dildo...had to be 3 inches in diameter__and she loved it up to the point when she would cum and want me to pull it out___Of course I didn't. I went to Steak 'n Shake to get us something to eat. WIN King of Jeans I wanna be like Buddylee 007 for life
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 11/6/2007
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Location: Portland
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Buddylee007 wrote:Quote:Wayne Cannon writes:
Great Machine. I tied my wife up to the bed and inserted the machine with the largest dildo...had to be 3 inches in diameter__and she loved it up to the point when she would cum and want me to pull it out___Of course I didn't. I went to Steak 'n Shake to get us something to eat. WIN
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