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Sirusdv
#16 Posted: : Wednesday, July 16, 2008 6:25:53 PM
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I'm so fucking with your grid now. Btw thank god you went to your moms house.
I read ALL your private messages.


"I don't want the salami." -WDF

WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
Lead Salad
#17 Posted: : Wednesday, July 16, 2008 9:13:26 PM
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Knifingfool wrote:

[quote=WDF?]

Two feet long.

It was two feet perfectly. Incredible.

It was one of those dry ones too, one that leaves no side scuffing on your person. It was an incredible dump.
[quote]

 

What, no photo?

 

Someone should make a photoshop a of an ass on a toilet and add the picture of you on space mountain coming out of the ass.



Alert stealth!
stealth
#18 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:05:03 AM
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Lead Salad wrote:
Knifingfool wrote:

[quote=WDF?]

Two feet long.

It was two feet perfectly. Incredible.

It was one of those dry ones too, one that leaves no side scuffing on your person. It was an incredible dump.
[quote]

 

What, no photo?

 

Someone should make a photoshop a of an ass on a toilet and add the picture of you on space mountain coming out of the ass.



Alert stealth!


Provide said space mountain pic (i don't feel like digging through old threads) and stealth shall deliver.
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WDF?
#19 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:02:57 AM
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Sirusdv wrote:
I'm so fucking with your grid now. Btw thank god you went to your moms house.


Plz don't mess with my grid. We worked two days on it.

Cantrip
#20 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:21:24 AM
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WDF? wrote:
Sirusdv wrote:
I'm so fucking with your grid now. Btw thank god you went to your moms house.


Plz don't mess with my grid. We worked two days on it.


What kind of grid is this?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
WDF?
#21 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:27:23 AM
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Lighting grid. We build an expansion one at the stage over the weekend.

Anyway, I've been working non-stop since last week every day. 12-16 hour days.

I came home after grid day and fell asleep. It was early in the evening. Sirus came home and I guess I was dreaming that he was modifying the grid somehow.

I half woke up and accused him of messing with the grid. He had no fucking idea what I was talking about.


However, what I was saying made sense to me in my half-asleep state. I just waved him off and said I'd talk to him about it later.


Later that night I apologized.

Lead Salad
#22 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:35:11 AM
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lol
MaMa
#23 Posted: : Saturday, July 19, 2008 2:37:42 AM
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Drugs much

Fear the ING!
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HolyJaw
#24 Posted: : Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:58:03 AM
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ahaha, don't you hate when you can't get your job off your mind at home? Shit's a bitch.
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meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
Lead Salad
#25 Posted: : Saturday, July 19, 2008 5:05:24 AM
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I spent 7 hours today pressure washing the same damn driveway (the property is about the size of a football field)

I have caught myself manipulating and moving things in smooth oscillating sweeps.
TripleBam
#26 Posted: : Saturday, July 19, 2008 2:26:28 PM
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Lead Salad wrote:
I spent 7 hours today pressure washing the same damn driveway (the property is about the size of a football field)

I have caught myself manipulating and moving things in smooth oscillating sweeps.

aaaahahahah!

I feel blessed that I've yet to have work-habits invade my private life.
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Cantrip
#27 Posted: : Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:00:34 PM
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Haha.  I've been accused of doing stuff in other people's dreams.

Zzzzzz.  Zzzzzzz.  Zzzzzzzz.  Zzzz- *SLAP* -chort- *SLAP, SLAP*

"What the ?!? What's going on?"

Face staring down at me in darkness, "You were mean to me!"

"What?!?"

"You were mean to me. In my dream."

"What the hell are you talking about?!?  Why were you hitting me? What time is it?"

"You were mean to me in my dream.  You were saying mean things."

"Wait, you woke me up and slapped me around for something that YOU DREAMED I SAID TO YOU, IN YOUR DREAM?!?"

"Yes. Now apologize for what you said."

"You're an idiot.  -I have to get up way early.  Go to sleep."

"No. Apologize."

"Go pound sand."

*SLAP*

"Jeeeeezzzussss-fuck. Alright, I'm sorry for what I said to you in your dream, OKAY? You happy now? God."

"You don't mean it."

"WHAT? -I'm no longer listening to you.  Go to sleep."

"Apologize."

"No."

"Yes."

"Okay, how about I do this instead . . . "

See guys, when a gal wakes you up and won't let you go back to sleep, and it seems all she wants to do is talk-talk-talk, you just got to service her really hard and fast so she leaves you alone afterwards. 

This is what I suggest Sirus should do to Whut the next time he starts with the dream accusations. 
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
HolyJaw
#28 Posted: : Sunday, July 20, 2008 12:38:47 AM
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I haven't had any nightmare-ish/bad dreams about work, but it's gotten to the point where the dream is so realistic and mundane that it feels like 7 days continuous have passed when it's only been 2. >.<
silverwasp wrote:
Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


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meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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