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my roommate and his pot smoking friends are eating me out of house and home, they come in the middle of night after gettng stoned and proceed to chow down on my groceries. In 2 nights they've eaten: 6 microwave dinners 1 oven pizza half a loaf of bread half a jar of peanut butter 1 pack of biscuits now normally i'm a nice guy, if he's starving i'll let him have some of my food, but i dont like my nicety being taken advantage of. I am seriously reaching the point where I'm just about ready to snap should i just confront him and be all "what the hell...", rail into him, or simply go to wal-mart and literally put the fridge and cupboards under lock and key since im the only one that currently has groceries In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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It will never stop unless you put your foot down.
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Gunslinger wrote:my roommate and his pot smoking friends are eating me out  Plan of action: - First option you mentioned
- If #1 doesn't work, do second option you mentioned
- If #2 doesn't work, find new roomate/living area
- If #3 doesn't work, destroy roomate
get your ass to mars
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kick him out  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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the best way to solve this problem: 1) Purchase some delicious munchies 2) Purchase as much liquid LSD as you can get your hands on 3) Apply LSD liberally to munchies 4) Wait for them to eat said munchies 5) Invite them to watch a movie with you 6) Turn on Eraserhead If you have a video camera please document the epic freak out for posterity. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Is he asking you for the food? If so it's your own fault and tell him no next time. If not, here's what you do: Take an empty peanut butter jar and poop in it. Put the jar back in the cupboard. Then next time him and his bros come over be like "Dudes, you really gotta try so-and-so peanut butter, it's hella good." Then your friend will be like cool and open the jar and see poo in there. Then when he's like "wtf?" and you say "Next time ask me before you eat my food or I'll shit in your bed."
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Lead Salad wrote:Is he asking you for the food? If so it's your own fault and tell him no next time. If not, here's what you do:
Take an empty peanut butter jar and poop in it. Put the jar back in the cupboard. Then next time him and his bros come over be like "Dudes, you really gotta try so-and-so peanut butter, it's hella good." Then your friend will be like cool and open the jar and see poo in there. Then when he's like "wtf?" and you say "Next time ask me before you eat my food or I'll shit in your bed." i like the way you think oh and no, he's not asking, he's just taking now In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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1 stop eating my food
2 stop eating my food you fucking pot smokeing pice of shit
3 bill him for the food or kick him out Yes its time again to Play WTF did Murdy Just type Robot Hell is real and i cant spell yes im dyslexic WDF? wrote:lol fuck you, Murdy. BadHorsie wrote: I love it!
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So he has money to get stoned, but to not buy groceries. You should change your name to DoorMat. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Oopsie wrote:So he has money to get stoned, but to not buy groceries. You should change your name to DoorMat. It's what I am :( In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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Oopsie wrote:So he has money to get stoned, but to not buy groceries. You should change your name to DoorMat. come on, he came here for advice, not to be made fun of -.- Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:the best way to solve this problem:
1) Purchase some delicious munchies
2) Purchase as much liquid LSD as you can get your hands on
3) Apply LSD liberally to munchies
4) Wait for them to eat said munchies
5) Invite them to watch a movie with you
6) Turn on Eraserhead
If you have a video camera please document the epic freak out for posterity. put laxatives instead, and "accidentally" have a broken bathroom door. just make sure to kick them out of the house once they find out the bathroom door doesn't open.  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Start smoking his weed without asking him. Two can play at that game my friend!
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Dragon wrote:Oopsie wrote:So he has money to get stoned, but to not buy groceries. You should change your name to DoorMat. come on, he came here for advice, not to be made fun of -.- Not making fun of him. Trying to help him see himself in a possibly new light and make amends to change it if he chooses. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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No wonder you're always pestering me for food!
Honestly? Tell him to knock it off (when he's sober, mind you) or you'll punch him in the gonads. The next time he and his stupid buddies come home and start ransacking your fridge, jump out there and fend them off.
If they still don't get the message, padlock the fridge and tell them to be like all of the other midnight stoners and go to Taco Bell.
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