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In all seriousness, kick the living shit out of him. He'll stop, probably replace your food, and never do it again. If you beat around the bush or ask nicely like a sweetie and he does it again then he'll be in control. If you do shit like putting laxatives or drugs in the food you spent YOUR money on, then you're still wasting hard earned (either by you or whoever gives it to you) money on a lame ass prank. Just get up, stretch, and walk up to him and hit him in the mouth, then scoop his legs up from under him, pin him down , and beat his ass until you can't breathe anymore. I promise, PROMISE YOU it will work. That's my friendly advice, tried and true it will work. Don Sharp. TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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IamDonSharp wrote:In all seriousness, kick the living shit out of him. He'll stop, probably replace your food, and never do it again. If you beat around the bush or ask nicely like a sweetie and he does it again then he'll be in control. If you do shit like putting laxatives or drugs in the food you spent YOUR money on, then you're still wasting hard earned (either by you or whoever gives it to you) money on a lame ass prank. Just get up, stretch, and walk up to him and hit him in the mouth, then scoop his legs up from under him, pin him down , and beat his ass until you can't breathe anymore.
I promise, PROMISE YOU it will work.
That's my friendly advice, tried and true it will work.
Don Sharp. That's why you take my advice and shit in a jar of peanut butter. Costs nothing and in the end you come out looking like a crazy person rather than an asshole.
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Uh, OK. Let me be the first rational person to reply in this thread, then. I recommend you open a line of serious communication. Failing this, split the food holders. I had a minifridge in my room that my roommate and I kept all our munchies in (and beer, etc.). Then we'd eat the girls' food because they were doormats, but the point is, there was an effort. Just be open with your communication. Open. Communication. communication. Get the point yet? Or: Giller [GwDR wrote:]
Start smoking his weed without asking him. Two can play at that game my friend!
This. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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