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Right now. Make one up. What do you call a sleeping scrotum? Resticles. See? It's easy. Go. Safety + Peace
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Question: During Thanksgiving dinner, what's the substance you ingest while sucking-off Whut's butt-buddy under the table that makes you hella sleepy afterwards? Answer: Cantriptophan. Love, -CantripFTF You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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What's the difference between a furry and a bottle of wine? A bottle of wine eventually matures and leaves its parents basement. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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What's the only difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up.  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Why didn't Euclid ever argue with Pythagorus?
Pythagorus was always right.
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What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open a door? Triforce. "Videogames are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n' roll." - Shigeru Miyamoto  Hail Slither, The Eternal Champion!
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I'm gonna cut your dick off. Jokes on you. get your ass to mars
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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What does a catholic in confession and a bukkake girl have in common?
They both have a load to get off their chest. {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
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{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
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ahhhh_crap wrote:
Why didn't Euclid ever argue with Pythagorus?
Pythagorus was always right.
Except for, you know, the whole "everything can be represented by integers" thing.
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I'm sorry but this one is funny and mean....
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
There I said it.....I hope I made some people laugh
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hREm wrote:Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
Did you make it up? Did you? This is important. Safety + Peace
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TripleBam wrote:hREm wrote:Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
Did you make it up? Did you? This is important. Dragon didn't make his up either, stop picking on the new guy.
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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A mexican crossed the border legally.
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Forum reliability. get your ass to mars
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A battered wife walks into a bar...  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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