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I'm sorry, yes I made it up in my head. Why? 
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Blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog, as soon as he's inside he starts swingin him around on his leash, bartender asks what the hell he's doing, blind man says, just lookin around In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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A blind man walks into a bar  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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An Irishman walked out of a bar.
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What do you call a little mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay. get your ass to mars
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We gonna vote on these at any point and time? [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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How do you stop a little nigger from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
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SomeGuy wrote:How do you stop a little nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling. How do you get him down? Hand some Mexican kids some bats and tell them it's a pinata. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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The_Spaniard wrote:SomeGuy wrote:How do you stop a little nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling. How do you get him down? Hand some Mexican kids some bats and tell them it's a pinata. You don't even have to tell them it's a pinata, just say it's a black person  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Dragon wrote:The_Spaniard wrote:SomeGuy wrote:How do you stop a little nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling. How do you get him down? Hand some Mexican kids some bats and tell them it's a pinata. You don't even have to tell them it's a pinata, just say it's a black person But they don't know English because they're all illegal fucks. All. Then you pick them up from Home Depot in the back of your pickup and bring them to the local INS station!
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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a one legged prostitute?
Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.
Exception Details: System.Web.HttpException: Validation of viewstate MAC failed. If this application is hosted by a Web Farm or cluster, ensure that <machineKey> configuration specifies the same validationKey and validation algorithm. AutoGenerate cannot be used in a cluster.
Source Error:
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Source File: App_Web_dd_q_xg4.0.cs Line: 0
Stack Trace:
[HttpException (0x80004005): Unable to validate data.]
System.Web.Configuration.MachineKeySection.GetDecodedData(Byte[] buf, Byte[] modifier, Int32 start, Int32 length, Int32& dataLength) +289
System.Web.UI.ObjectStateFormatter.Deserialize(String inputString) +140
[ViewStateException: Invalid viewstate.
Client IP: 72.219.180.135
Port: 63946
User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; GTB5; SLCC1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; Media Center PC 5.0; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET CLR 3.0.30618)
ViewState: 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...]
[HttpException (0x80004005): Validation of viewstate MAC failed. If this application is hosted by a Web Farm or cluster, ensure that <machineKey> configuration specifies the same validationKey and validation algorithm. AutoGenerate cannot be used in a cluster.]
System.Web.UI.ViewStateException.ThrowError(Exception inner, String persistedState, String errorPageMessage, Boolean macValidationError) +106
System.Web.UI.ViewStateException.ThrowMacValidationError(Exception inner, String persistedState) +14
System.Web.UI.ObjectStateFormatter.Deserialize(String inputString) +242
System.Web.UI.ObjectStateFormatter.System.Web.UI.IStateFormatter.Deserialize(String serializedState) +4
System.Web.UI.Util.DeserializeWithAssert(IStateFormatter formatter, String serializedState) +37
System.Web.UI.HiddenFieldPageStatePersister.Load() +207
System.Web.UI.Page.LoadPageStateFromPersistenceMedium() +105
System.Web.UI.Page.LoadAllState() +43
System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain(Boolean includeStagesBeforeAsyncPoint, Boolean includeStagesAfterAsyncPoint) +6785
System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequest(Boolean includeStagesBeforeAsyncPoint, Boolean includeStagesAfterAsyncPoint) +242
System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequest() +80
System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestWithNoAssert(HttpContext context) +21
System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequest(HttpContext context) +49
ASP.forums_aspx.ProcessRequest(HttpContext context) in App_Web_dd_q_xg4.0.cs:0
System.Web.CallHandlerExecutionStep.System.Web.HttpApplication.IExecutionStep.Execute() +181
System.Web.HttpApplication.ExecuteStep(IExecutionStep step, Boolean& completedSynchronously) +75
Server Error in '/' Application.
Validation of viewstate MAC failed. If this application is hosted by a Web Farm or cluster, ensure that <machineKey> configuration specifies the same validationKey and validation algorithm. AutoGenerate cannot be used in a cluster.
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lol good one rumour TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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That's a good one. get your ass to mars
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