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Where the fucks Christina when you need him.  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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This is really important as to what the spy says at the end. When he says "My little caulli-flower" he is referring to the pyro. The next time you are in a game, check out the handbag that is on the pyro's locker inside the spawn rooms. What you will see is a purse with a caulli-flower on the side. Coincidence? I do not think so. Think about it. I can't recall one time in the "Meet the..." videos that they have shown a character that was not in TF2. Can you? THE PYRO IS A WOMAN. VALVE LOVES DETAILS. They didn't "accidentally" release shots of the flare gun in the "Meet the Sniper" video. It was a slight, deliberate leak to make us want more, and it has. And I loved whoever made the connection between the spy update and the fact that someone "stole the intelligence" from valve. Great marketing. The pyro should just be a red hot redhead like titanium pheonix said, but I can't get everything I want. EDIT: I'm thinking that for the pyro's headgear they will actually remove the mask. That will be the big unveiling. Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.
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Did you notice that the spy needed to take the Medic's glasses after he disguised as him? What does this mean you ask? Well, two things. Obviously in the new update the spy will only have medic glasses after he kills the medic, and the Medic doesn't really need glasses. The spy has good eye sight, so why would he put the Medic's glasses on if they were real? It would give him fuzzy vision and he wouldn't want that. Therefore, the glasses are fake.
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Maybe the disguise is so advanced that it changes the shape of the eye to pass retina scanners. :o Win Cookies Awarded: 7 (bawwwwww)
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jamesbigmac wrote:
THE PYRO IS A WOMAN.
Show me the boobs, ladies and gentlemen. Show me the boobs.
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"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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Giller [GwDR wrote:] jamesbigmac wrote:
THE PYRO IS A WOMAN.
Show me the boobs, ladies and gentlemen. Show me the boobs. yeah that is the only way I am going to be convinced.
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Think about it. Ever notice how the pyro is always hunched forward? She has such bad posture because she USED to have huge tits. But why can't you see them through the jumpsuit? Because my friends, she cut them off. Just like the amazons cut off one tit to allow them to shoot and knock new arrows faster. Thats why tits are sometimes called knockers. The evidence is all in the game. Valve intended this.
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Lead Salad wrote:Think about it. Ever notice how the pyro is always hunched forward? She has such bad posture because she USED to have huge tits. But why can't you see them through the jumpsuit? Because my friends, she cut them off. Just like the amazons cut off one tit to allow them to shoot and knock new arrows faster. Thats why tits are sometimes called knockers.
The evidence is all in the game. Valve intended this. It is all beginning to make sense. Why is the scout so fast? No testicles to get in the way. Perfect sense.
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As much as I love the thought of the Pyro being a sexy, bomb shell red head ( seriously) I DO enjoy the Pyro's gender being ambiguous. Also, let's face it, I just want all of the characters to have a list of "That's what SHE said!" remarks in game should the Pyro's gender eventually be revealed. Am I right? :P There could also be a fantastic collection of "The only fires you should be setting should be in the kitchen!" remarks. Also, she could have pie. PIE people! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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*HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
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Lead Salad wrote:*HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG* I love you pheonix, if only this were a real lady that happened to be into big macs... Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.
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jamesbigmac wrote:Lead Salad wrote:*HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG* I love you pheonix, if only this were a real lady that happened to be into big macs... Glad to see I'm not the only one that would do her. But I'd do Mrs C first, of course. wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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I wouldn't do her, but I WOULD make sweet, hot, passionate, sweaty, prolonged love to her. Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.
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I posted this in a different thread but wanted to make the point here as well... 1) The spy was in disguise when making a lethal blow to the medic 2) IF the spy was disguised as the scout, he didn't uncloak when touching the intel 3) Sliding sapper On this note, if we are to take notice of things in the "Meet The..." videos, remember "Meet The Engi"? Didn't he have multiple lvl 1 sentries surrounding him? I'm calling that one right now.
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