I think i have seen you around once before.

But nice to officially meet you :)

I think i've given up on the whole "try to be good at tf2" idea.
I just plain don't get it haha

That's because everyone is confusing you with their L337 tactics and crazy experience. Honestly, you don't really need to know half of what they're talking about to be good at the game on a pub level.

Simply pick a class, play with common sense, and have fun no matter what anyone says. The less you think about the complexity to the game, the more fun you'll have, which will eventually lead you to learning how to play on the level most of us do.

If you want to be good at the game right now (no rick roll needed), I can break down who to ultimately avoid or attack on Tempest to better your odds -- more or less I'll point out the people who have this "thing" about playing 400+ hours.

Bendy - Avoid him if you want to live. He always has a medic on him. No, he doesn't ever go without a medic buddy. That's how he rolls.
Drakhen - Have somebody with you when you fight him. Otherwise, avoid him.
Muff - Just mow him down. Don't think about it -- DO IT!
Mr. 12 - Avoid him on Turbine. He's a sticky bomb spammer.
War - He usually plays Soldier. Fight him from a distance.
Frostbite - Kill him infrequently. He's like the Hulk -- he tends to get more aggressive the more you poke him.
Bike - Pyro, pyro, pyro!
Razor - Just find cover behind something. That man has a tendency to impale small objects into people's heads from a distance.
Lead Salad - If he goes spy, trust no one.
TripleBam - If possible, join his team. Every time you win a round, you get a victory fanfare. Yes, it's worth it.

You're now 100% guaranteed to win every round. Congratulations on becoming as kickass as Chuck Norris in less than 3 minutes! =D

man that is a lot to take in...
I feel like I should go back through it and take notes!

Thank you guys for taking the time to give me advice and help me out. I really do appreciate it :D

pDs is the best :)

This thread is funny to me because it reminds me of elementary school. 4th or 5th grade when a new girl comes to school and wants to play baseball with the boys.

haha yeah except I don't like baseball because I lack hand-eye coordination and end up getting black eyes :/
The greatest lesson I ever learned while playing baseball was that "heads up" doesn't mean what you think it would...

Well...in 32 man not many classes take skill at all, but i would say if we are talking about skill classes, you really gotta add demoman *cool glasses*

It's basically an elaborate game of rock-paper-scissors. All you have to do to be good in the game is know



who is bitch medic for bendy (this only appliess if you haven't already gone sniper and forced him to switch to spy)



basically don't disguise as scout unless you are playing against people with 50% less brain power then yourself.



Don't use the fan/sandman/huntsman, they are the gay.

If you are new, or coming back from the game, going medic/engy could be good. You will get raged at if you suck at those two classes though :\ But I would say they are the easiest ones to pick up, and if you play medic, you will kinda understand how to be good at other classes. Scout is also a good one, you can be bad at scout and nobody will really notice, or expect anything from you in a pub. However, scout is pretty fun, and if you get good at it, you can really tear up most servers.

yeah...crit fan is uber gay, Evodeath told me when he uses the fan his peener goes inside himself

idk if it is a fact or not, but i've heard it from multiple sources, not sure what it would do to a girl

i dont know if i should feel good or bad about a man getting a feeling in his peener for me