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skeet wrote:My boss swears by enimas you could gove that a whirl. T... M... I... if bragr is saying its tmi, its tmi.
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bragr wrote:T... M... I...
if bragr is saying its tmi, its tmi. Hardly. Enemas, man. Cleaner bowels for a better tomorrow. Safety + Peace
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bragr wrote:T... M... I...
if bragr is saying its tmi, its tmi. Hardly. Enemas, man. Cleaner bowels for a better tomorrow. Safety + Peace
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TripleBam wrote:Hardly.
Enemas, man. Cleaner bowels for a better tomorrow. Enemas: Shove a tube up you butt and give yourself diarrhea for a better tomorrow.
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Try this with beer. You get so drunk so fast you almost die. Just read zug. Coffee apparently works well as well.
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I can't shit anywhere but home. I've gone so far as to drive home during lunch to take a dump. If that is not possible I choose a place to shit and shit there exclusively. When I was in school I would find the restrooms on the third or fourth floors of an administrative building where there was little foot traffic. I can't shit if there's someone in the next stall and don't like to shit in a restroom where people can hear or smell me. In over a year at my present employment I have only dropped a deuce there like less than five times, and two of those were because of questionable breakfast burritos. My suggestion to you is to wake up earlier. If you wake up earlier you should get those bowel muscles working earlier, especially if you take a walk. But you have to do it consistently day after day. And drink lots of water before you go to sleep. Here's a thought, why don't you quit having Sirus pound you at night? That may be impacting the fecal matter, further hindering your ability to get it to flow out after being shoved further back inside you, night after gloriously sweaty night. . You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I can shit just about anywhere.. hell one of the houses I worked at when I did landscaping was so fuckin big I just shat right there in the back of one of the gardens, haha. They were old as fuck and never came out to appreciate what they were throwing their money at, so I could get away with it. I'm not so sure about shitting on one of the smaller properties.. as for shitting in public.. well I come from one of "those families". I'm not shy at all about bodily functions. I do the opposite of what most people do and wait until there's the least amount of noise in the restroom to do my business. It's a men's restroom, there's nothing at stake. However when I'm at people's houses I try to be discreet especially if there's a bomb girl involved. Whut I think your problem is psychological. Holding it in is fine, usually that early in the morning it's not fully digested, don't force that shit. Just wait until you have to go to go, if it's in public, so be it. I think you should read "Everyone Poops". I have a copy that you can borrow.
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I used to be a shy shitter before I was in the Marines. But then: 1. I had to take a dump on a flat desert beach with no tress or brush as far as the eye can see. My platoon was about 200 m away. I was sitting on a wooden ammo box with the sides punched out and Cobra Helicopters when attacking the Red Phosphorus markers my Mortars had just put down about 2 kilometers away. Most entertaining poo of my life so far. My advise Whut is to put a potty chair on your front Yard and go to town. Then you will tell that poo who #2 works for!
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Quote:My advise Whut is to put a potty chair on your front Yard and go to town. Then you will tell that poo who #2 works for! LOLZ! Is it not amazing the amount of advice one can receive about the simple act of taking a crap? Unrelated question: Why does my avatar get bigger every day?
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silverwasp wrote:LOLZ!
Is it not amazing the amount of advice one can receive about the simple act of taking a crap?
Unrelated question: Why does my avatar get bigger every day? Someone is messing with the forum software and its not auto-resizing it to a reasonable size anymore.
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