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quart
#16 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:23:46 AM
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for the curious, where does the link go to?
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#17 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:47:27 AM
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quart wrote:
for the curious, where does the link go to?


straight to hell. if its what I think it is, turn you volume down real low and make sure no one is around when you click on it.
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bragr
#18 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 12:35:41 PM
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: ewwy
You: wait, yes I am
Stranger: xD!!
You: Are you a little boy?
Stranger: too bad im a pedo too...
You: orly?
You: boys or girls?
Stranger: neither
Stranger: im a pedo to myself
You: other?
You: oh, lol
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 101
Stranger: you?
You: Thats not really pedo
Stranger: im like the weird old man on family guy
Stranger: ;D
You: ew
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Christina
#19 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:58:11 PM
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Location: Quebec
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, what is your favorite planet ? mine is UR ANUS
Stranger: 20 m us(la) horny with cam u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#2

You: hi
Stranger: hi
!
You: i have a question
Stranger: mhmmm?
You: if i like to fuck pedos in the ass....what does that makes me ?
Stranger: it makes you a pervvvv
You: great ! are you a perv ?
Stranger: helllllll no
You: awwwww

#3

You: hi
Stranger: hi, from ?
You: i am from quebec, canada. and you ?
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guess beeing canadian is worse than beeing a pedo
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Bendy
#20 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 2:23:15 PM
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To Ciao.

Great link.

Not for me.

I was wearing headphones with volume on high.

...

Ow.
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bragr
#21 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 4:43:10 PM
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Trolling for a pedo to "dateline"
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Christina
#22 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 5:39:27 PM
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if you guys want to see who is the king in that shit....google "bloodninja "

hes the man
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ThexShadow
#23 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 8:08:42 PM
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Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hows it going tonite?
You: Not, bad yourself?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: gonna make dinner soon
Stranger: maybe get high
You: Just ate.
Stranger: higher
You: XD
Stranger: so i just found this site
Stranger: this is funny as hell
You: yeah it is.
Stranger: people ask if im horny
Stranger: wtf could they do about that anyway
You: Exactly.
You: I got asked that around 9 times so far.
You: In the last 2 min...
Stranger: so whats goin on?
You: Looking at Jeep parts.
You: You?
Stranger: broken jeep
Stranger: ?
You: Nah, new tires, lift, etc.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: I just bought a 1400 car
Stranger: i really hope it lasts
You: Ha ha, what kind?
Stranger: $1400
Stranger: toyota avalon
Stranger: its got like 225k miles
You: Ouch.
Stranger: and its salvage
Stranger: but it runs
Stranger: and doesnt seem to bad off
You: Rite now.
You: Lol.
You: Just wait.
Stranger: tranny is gonna go though
You: Ah.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so why did you go on this site?
You: No idea, saw it on a gaming website.
Stranger: which one?
You: Click, and here I am.
You: wdfnews.com
Stranger: shit me too
Stranger: lol
You: I bet you 99.9% that you are lying.
You: Lol, what is it about.
Stranger: {pDs}Rumour
You: Game?
Stranger: TF2
You: Steam ID?
Stranger: Rumour83 i think
Stranger: i cant remember
You: I mean actual Steam ID.
Stranger: how do i get it again
Stranger: i forget
You: Go into TF2 and type in stats
Stranger: i have to login to tf2
Stranger: theres no quicker way through steam?
You: Nope.
Stranger: damnit
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you better post this
Stranger: itll be funny
You: Oh yes.
You: Ok, wow.
Stranger: We met on the pedo site!
You: you are that .1%
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: Ha ha ha.
You: Out of the 4785 users online, I get a pDs member.
Stranger: So you horny?
You: XD
You: Yes!
You: I am female, 33, and bisexual.
Stranger: Female 17 Bisexual
You: Damn.
Stranger: what are the odds?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: I can't do this anymore it feels dirty
Stranger: Like a retarded hooker or something
You: Yeah, to much. Its for Bragr.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks.

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That's the most spastic fucking pissing match I've ever seen. Good god.
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HolyJaw
#24 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 8:22:02 PM
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ThexShadow: Are you FUCKING kidding me??

Christina: Is it sad that I already knew which "bloodninja" you were talking about before I googled? F'king lolled.
silverwasp wrote:
Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


WarMachine wrote:
meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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quart
#25 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 8:39:47 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: no, i can't do sign language
You: but i can speak german
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Mrs.Crawdad
#26 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:26:56 PM
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Shadow - that. is. EPIC!
Belligerent Pimp wrote:
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ThexShadow
#27 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:33:24 PM
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I know!
Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks.

TripleBam wrote:
That's the most spastic fucking pissing match I've ever seen. Good god.
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bragr
#28 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:44:36 PM
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I win for wierdest
Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi...
You: asl?
Stranger: 18/m/USA
Stranger: you?
You: I'LL FIND YOU AND CHOKERAPE YOU WHILE YOUR PARENTS WATCH (THEY'RE NEXT)
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: Would you rate my spam?
Stranger: Out of 10
You: IM BUSY BECAUSE ALL THESE KITTENS AREN'T GONNA FUCK-STRANGLE THEMSELVE
Stranger:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: SO
Stranger: How should we get to know eachother?
You: I could tell you why I'm depressed
Stranger: Go on...
You: It might take a bit to type
You: So bear with me
Stranger: That's fine.
You: Well today it's really hot out so I tried going to the pool, I changed into my trunks and just as I was about to jump in some random nigger ran up and falcon punched me right out of the air. I slammed my head on the floor, the last word's I heard were "Pool's closed" as it all went black. I woke up in the hospital to find I have 3 broken ribs and a broken shin, one rib peirced my lungs and ripped them open
You: I have about a week left
You: So before you go swimming, I'll tell you what I've learned the hard way
You: Poo'ls closed
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Stranger: I'm a KKK supporter don't worry
Stranger: Huge fan of rascism over here, I'm on your side.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: SO BEFORE YOU FUCKING TRY IT I'LL KILL YOU BACK YOU FUCKING NIGGER
You: ON A 1 TO 10 SCALE I WOULD GIVE IT A "IM GOING TO KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND RAPE THEIR CORPSES UNTIL THEY ARE UNRECOGNIZABLE
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: IT WAS ME WHO GAVE YOUR DOG AIDS (ALSO YOUR GRANDMOTHER)
Stranger: NOT IF I KILL MY FAMILY AND RAPE THEM FIRST!
You: thats hot
Stranger: :D
You: send me pictures
You: plz?
Stranger: I'll ust post em
Stranger: Just*
You: which chan?
Stranger: The one that wins
Stranger: Anontalk
Stranger: Jk
You: if its not 888chan I will rape you in an unfun way
Stranger: :P
You: then give you aids
Stranger: Oh look, a dumbass
You: INSTEAD OF MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LET'S PLAY MONDAY NIGHT I FUCK YOU INTO THEN OUT OF THEN BACK INTO A COMA
You: HOW DID I END UP WITH ALL THESE DEAD TODDLERS *AGAIN* THIS DELIVERY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET HERE UNTIL THURSDAY?
Stranger: Thats win-win
You: TELL ME!
Stranger: Maybe when you plunged your cock into her bellybutton
Stranger: And fucked her stomach
Stranger: Maybe when you shoved the 2x4 in her ass and used it to pry it apart
You: YOU EVER STUCK A HABANERO UP SOMEONES CUNT AND THEN PISTONFUCKING THEM WITH A STICK BLENDER?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Thats awesome
You: you know, there is really something very wrong with you
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Have you never been on /b/ ?
You: is used to fap to /b/
You: then I got tired of the light stuff
Stranger: Everyone faps to be
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: Fail
Stranger: Even if you dont think you are
Stranger: its /b/
Stranger: and you're fapping to it
Stranger: You
Stranger: should know this
Stranger: Good day good sir
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Mrs.Crawdad
#29 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:06:21 PM
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My conversation was interesting, but really, really lame.

Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well hi there!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: who areyou?
You: How are you this fine evening?
Stranger: i'm andy
You: Hi Andy
Stranger: I"m alright
You: Excellent
Stranger: perty good
You: Did you have a good day?
You: Mine is winding down
Stranger: My day had its nice moments.
Stranger: Yours?
You: Not too shabby! I had an excellent dinner, was able to wash some of the salt off of my car, and only had to work one job today!
Stranger: Nice. No one likes a salty car.
Stranger: What did you have for dinner
You: I'm so glad that you asked!
You: I made baked orange roughie with tomatos and onions and served it on a bed of mushroom risotto
Stranger: oh wow that sounds amazing
Stranger: mmm
You: It was remarkably easy to make
You: It just took longer than I had anticipated, so I wasn't able to eat right away
You: But that is okay
You: The anticipation is better sometimes than the meal itself
You: But this meal was pretty darn tasty!
Stranger: Did you dine alone?
You: I did not, in fact
You: My husband throughly enjoyed his meal
Stranger: Well thats good that you have someone to prepare the delicious food for/with!
You: it really is
You: He seemed to enjoy it as well
You: He hasn't done the dishes yet :)
Stranger: Ah the rascal
You: Indeed
Stranger: my roomates are pretty bad about that
You: Roomates can be terrible about doing dishes
You: There seems to be a rule that the pile can continue to stack until something falls off or nothing else will fit
You: Or until it begins to smell
You: I remember my old college days with those lovely rules
Stranger: Yes. Not helpful!
Stranger: I think the problem is too many dishes.
You: Grad school wasn't so bad (I lived with my sister and we were both very clean)
Stranger: If there were less dishes to use, less to clean~
Stranger: Have you been out of school long?
You: But less dishes also means that you have to do the dishes more often!
You: I have (in a sense). In a sense, I will always be a studen
You: student
Stranger: Ah. What did you study?
You: My bachelor's is in English and I also have my MEd
You: And yourself?
You: Did you matriculate?
Stranger: BFA in art, painting
You: Impressive!
You: I have not a creative bone in my body
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: but you must appreciate it?
You: Naturally!
Stranger: So are you a teacher, then?
You: Yes I am
You: I teach high school and tutor part time. I also teach online courses in education when money gets tight
You: And you?
Stranger: I'm a waiter. But I'm also a musician.
Stranger: Typical!
You: Very interesting!
You: I waited tables during grad school
You: What do you play?
Stranger: saxophone, guitar, banjo, piano
Stranger: and voice
You: Wow!
You: That is an interesting array
Stranger: it is, it is
Stranger: what kind of music do you like?
You: I listen to a lot of different types
You: Pop, rock, country
You: Jazz (if I am in the right mood)
You: I'm a musical lover
Stranger: Wonderful.
Stranger: Well, if you like you can listen to the band i play in
You: What is the name?
Stranger: Small Sur
Stranger: its late here. I'm assuming you are on the west coast?
You: Actually, it is very late here
You: I'm on CST
Stranger: ohh
You: Are you on the west coast?
Stranger: I'm on the east coast.
You: ahhh
Stranger: Do you have children?
You: Not that we claim
You: (Just kidding)
You: Not yet
You: Well it is late here and I have a busy day tomorrow
You: Pleasure chatting with you!
Stranger: Yes you too!!
You have disconnected.
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#30 Posted: : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:29:13 PM
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This one I HAD to post. SO FUCK*NG FUNNY! People thinking they can outsmart me...
Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyyyyy
You: Hey.
Stranger: asl
You: **, m, can
Stranger: hey that's cool. I'm 20 female from Canada as well. Where exactly?
You: BC
Stranger: Nice! okay so interested in having a real conversation nit a bullshit one. Are you intersted?
You: Sure.
You: So, what you up to>?
You: ?*
Stranger: Nothing much I'm thinking about going to the bar. You?
You: Looking at Jeep stuff.
Stranger: Just so you know I am a sex offender. I am currently tracking your whereabouts. Stay connected for 4 more seconds
Stranger: thanks
You: ha, you cant ping me through a site, you have to physicly send me a file, then you can ping the file transfer to get my ip!
Stranger: ok listen here there is a new autRAM called the x5671z F-Series. It allows for me to trace any computer in any surrounding nation of my location
Stranger: and you have become a victim
Stranger: Thanks douche
You: Bla bla bla, did a google search and there is no such thing as a "x5671z F-Series".
Stranger: You Canadians are so ignorant. Do you think that a technology with these capabilities would have an advertisement on the internet. You are sadly mistaken
You: Bah ha ha ha.
You: HA you actually think im canadian?
You: Running a proxy through somewhere in Van.
You: And there is no technology that you speak of...
You: And if there is, give me my IP and DNS.
You: Then I will congratulate you.
Stranger: No need to prove myself. I can track your every move. Welp it was fun shooting the shit with you, but I have other people to victimize. See you soon
You: Bah ha ha.
You: Sad.
You: Go on, run away like the little fuck you are.
Stranger: Call me what you want but I know who you are Mike. Get some sleep, you look tired
You: Ha ha.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks.

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