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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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ThexShadow wrote:This one I HAD to post. SO FUCK*NG FUNNY! People thinking they can outsmart me...
That's the most spastic fucking pissing match I've ever seen. Good god. Safety + Peace
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ThexShadow wrote:This one I HAD to post. SO FUCK*NG FUNNY! People thinking they can outsmart me...
I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet
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Muff wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: G'day.
Stranger: I'm a 17 female, i want to cyber, im bi so asl?
You: Sounds hot.
You: I'm 21, m
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: -starts taking your pants off-
You: *Puts on robe and wizard hat*
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Teehee If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Ha ha ha ha. Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks. TripleBam wrote:That's the most spastic fucking pissing match I've ever seen. Good god.
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Curiosity killed the cat so I clicked on the link... But my antivirus software stopped it... Someone tell me what farmer.av does!
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TripleBam wrote:That's the most spastic fucking pissing match I've ever seen. Good god. Quoted. Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks. TripleBam wrote:That's the most spastic fucking pissing match I've ever seen. Good god.
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Rank: Fuckstick
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lol, I can't believe you found Rumour, what time was it? Maybe it was quiet time for Omegle...?  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Rank: Fuckstick
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Dedicated to Lead Salad: Quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you own a moped? I know somebody who does.
Stranger: kewl!
Stranger: segway is better tho.
You: lol, not really comparable, they're fairly different.
You: I mean, most everything's better than a moped, but....
Stranger: no, segway is better for any means of transportation.
You: any?
Stranger: Any.
You: Like going to Antarctica?
You: There's penguins there you know.
Stranger: yes i know.
Stranger: ive been there.
You: I would definitely put a penguin on a segway and see what happens.
Stranger: i flew with the penguins
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH yes.
You: Or a moped. Just hold the accelerator down and see what happens...
Stranger: well theres not really much in antarctica, so im guessing once they hit water....end of story.
You: yeah, they could hit a research facility though. And explode.
Stranger: ooh ouch.
You: Do you own a segway?
Stranger: yes, 4
You: can you hook them up and make a sedanway?
Stranger: no, it doesnt work like that.
You: darn
You: I would still do it.
Stranger: i suppose if you got some sturdy rope and maybe a cover for it...
Stranger: on the plus side, it would have 8-wheel drive
You: Very true. If you had two it would be a segcoupe.
You: ^_^
You: So how was the segway drive to Antarctica?
Stranger: it was eventful. i made someone tow me along the ocean with their boat, it was similar to waterskiing.
Stranger: but because it included asegway...it was much better
You: nice, did you hit any whales?
Stranger: they seemed to just sit there and let me take jumps off of them.
You: This is for you:
You:
~{EDITED OUT BECAUSE IT'S JUST LONG FAILED ASCII ART}~
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Stranger: looks much the same
You: dang it....
Stranger: it's the thought that counts
You: :P no, there's image converters on the interwebs
Stranger: hmm interesting
You: indeed
Stranger: weeell it was nice talking to you :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Another one (also with a moped reference): Quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You see a shrub, what do you do?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: burn it
You: you burn the shrub, it reveals a machine gun, what do you do?
Stranger: take the machine gun for later on
You: you take the machine gun, it was attatched to a tripwire, which causes the room you are in to begin to close in on itself
You: what do you do?
Stranger: wedge the machine gun between the two closing walls hopefully parallel to the door and run out
You: You run out the door, which was revealed via wedging the machine gun in the correct position. You are outside and see a moped. What do you do?
Stranger: ohh i take that for keeps, thanks
You: you put the moped in your strangly expandable pocket, it makes you tip over, what do you do?
Stranger: i take it out and ride it
You: you ride it off a cliff, you cannot yet see the ground, what do you do?
Stranger: i attach my wings and fly off
You: you glide to safety in a bizarre looking bird nest, a pterodactyl flies toward you. What do you do?
Stranger: i take out my pokemons.
You: Your pokemon is a ground type and cannot damage the pterodactyl, which is a flying type, what do you do now?
Stranger: i log off omegle because I'm having the worse day ever
Stranger: ahahah, but nah sorry i gtg
You: You stand up from your computer, what do you do now?
You: lol, adios
Stranger: you've been a pretty cool omegler
You: thanks.
Stranger: see you!
You: and thanks for playing along
Stranger: no probs, it was fun
Stranger: i realised how uncreative i am
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: byee
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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that last one sounds like fun. i'mma try it.
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Super Penguin wrote:lol, I can't believe you found Rumour, what time was it? Maybe it was quiet time for Omegle...? I'm not sure what time it was. And for the amount of people (quoted from the chat). Shadow wrote:You: Out of the 4785 users online, I get a pDs member. Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks. TripleBam wrote:That's the most spastic fucking pissing match I've ever seen. Good god.
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Rank: Advanced Member
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See shadow? theres other ways to talk with pDs Members besides steam, WDFnews and in game chat. You just have to believe. Although you probably wernt trying to find him. Good job though
And im very pleased all of you are getting such enjoyment out of this site I found while surfing the interwebz.
LOL at Muff's convo and Gunslingers Convo... I was waiting to see a counter to the "are you horny" way of starting a chat..
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Rank: Fuckstick
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Short but sweet. I'd call this a win. Quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I can has cheeseburger?
Stranger: gio?
You: I can has gio?
Stranger: zebras?
You: I actually prefer Yak meat, it's surprisingly healthier than beef!
Stranger: penis meat be good
You: Do you know this from experience? Have you had it between two buns before?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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