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My brain is exploding with stuff. GIMME MOAR!!!
I think i might have to start reading the horus heresy series
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People to read up on: Ursarkar E. Creed Sebastian Yarrick In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Hi! I dont know anything about Warhammer 40k except that its extreme and that all women in its universe are aliens or almost nonexistent. Where should I start? If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Muffalopadus wrote:Hi! I dont know anything about Warhammer 40k except that its extreme and that all women in its universe are aliens or almost nonexistent.
Where should I start? Wrong there are womenz in 40k, sisters of battle, which are pretty much nuns with guns I'd start with reading up on the age of strife, then the great crusade, followed by the horus heresy, it's the event that made the imperium what it is currently. read up on the primarchs (there are 18) and just go from there The Imperium consists of the following branches (ones that matter atleast): Officio Assassinorum Inquisition (three branches ordos hereticus, malleus, xenos) Sisters Of Battle Adeptus Astartes (space marines) Adeptus Mechanicus (guys in charge of all things technological) Adeptus Arbites (police force) Imperial Guard Collegia Titanica Here's a list of all the alien races Orks (full of lulz) Eldar (space elves) Chaos (not really alien just an more evil version of the imperium) Necrons (undead zombie robots) Tau (Blue space socialists) Tyranids (zerg times a million) ..... WHERES MY SPRAYIn an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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not 20 primarchs? Am I missing something?
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ahhhh_crap wrote:not 20 primarchs? Am I missing something? Technically there are 20 primarchs, but two were lost and there were no records whatsoever about who they were. In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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I'll make you one tomorrow afternoon if nobody does before then, too busy right now though.  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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I can haz spray nao? :3 In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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Gunslinger wrote:Technically there are 20 primarchs, but two were lost and there were no records whatsoever about who they were. yeah the emperor went slumming one night and knocked up a couple of hoes with his geneseed. The two resultant primarchs, Eugene and Roger, weren't up to the task of helping humanity's reunification. Eugene is an accountant on terra, and has a small family he is struggling to feed. Roger has a small pawn shop in what was the ancient city of detroit.
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I just realized something....
18 primarchs, not 20.
"All alien races" does not include Dark Eldar, nor Kroot, Grots, Ogryns, C'tan, etc. not to mention the many other aliens listed throughout the codices (yes, Squats for starters you heretical bastard).
Gunslinger....have you ever played 40k? Are you aware of the background? I'm not even sure what to believe anymore....
You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT?? YOU KNOW FRICKING WHAT?
NO SPRAY FOR YOU!
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ahhhh_crap wrote:I just realized something....
18 primarchs, not 20.
"All alien races" does not include Dark Eldar, nor Kroot, Grots, Ogryns, C'tan, etc. not to mention the many other aliens listed throughout the codices (yes, Squats for starters you heretical bastard). There are tons of alien races only briefly mentioned....megarachnids, kinebrach, etc...
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ahhhh_crap wrote:
"All alien races" does not include Dark Eldar, nor Kroot, Grots, Ogryns, C'tan, etc. not to mention the many other aliens listed throughout the codices (yes, Squats for starters you heretical bastard).
squats are retconned and dont even matter anymore Dark Eldar are just a more hedonistic eldar, grots are part of the ork race In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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