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Twitchy
#1 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:20:29 PM
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Ask me anything and everything you want to know about life, the Internet, or if your penis is supposed to get really hard when you look at naked cartoons. Ask whatever, whether it's "lawl wtf u mak dis tread 4 newb" or "lol y is ur pnis so smll llolol" or even just "wtf" and I'll answer with 127% honesty.


tia, ~~~<3<3tWiTcHy<3<3<3<3~~`~``~~~~


WDF?
#2 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:31:10 PM
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Why can't you get any ass if you're black, Twitchy?

Cantrip
#3 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:31:26 PM
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Twitchy
#4 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:34:48 PM
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WDF? wrote:
Why can't you get any ass if you're black, Twitchy?


The only black people that don't get ass are Nigerian.


Cantrip wrote:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?


I believe the answer is west philadelphia born and raised on the playground where I spent most of my days.


Cantrip
#5 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:40:59 PM
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Let me rephrase that.  How many cocks can you hold in your mouth before your gag reflex kicks in, Twitchy?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Dragon
#6 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:41:06 PM
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Who are you?

Cantrip wrote:
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
Twitchy
#7 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:45:54 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Let me rephrase that.  How many cocks can you hold in your mouth before your gag reflex kicks in, Twitchy?


At least two.


Fаgon wrote:
Who are you?


The clear answer is you have Chlamydia.


Dragon
#8 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:49:38 PM
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Twitchy wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
Let me rephrase that.  How many cocks can you hold in your mouth before your gag reflex kicks in, Twitchy?


At least two.


Fagon wrote:
Who are you?


The clear answer is you have Chlamydia.

wtf


Cantrip wrote:
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
King Gojinn
#9 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:51:36 PM
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(I hope you give me the right answer here... )

What is love?




[20:39] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: hey craig, how do i set up a private server?
[20:40] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: i want to teach my gf how to play and the crypt was empty but its starting to fill
[20:40] ҜịηĢ ÄœÅ�ĵÏŅņ: Fail.
Twitchy
#10 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:54:27 PM
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Dragon wrote:

Twitchy wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
Let me rephrase that.  How many cocks can you hold in your mouth before your gag reflex kicks in, Twitchy?


At least two.


Fagon wrote:
Who are you?


The clear answer is you have Chlamydia.

wtf



Look again jughead.


King Gojinn wrote:
What is love?


Love is a form of beastiality.


King Gojinn
#11 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:56:37 PM
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If you're in a room with three light switches to lights outside of the room, and once you leave the room with the switches you are not allowed back in. How do you figure out what switch goes with which light?




[20:39] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: hey craig, how do i set up a private server?
[20:40] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: i want to teach my gf how to play and the crypt was empty but its starting to fill
[20:40] ҜịηĢ ÄœÅ�ĵÏŅņ: Fail.
Twitchy
#12 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 8:58:15 PM
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King Gojinn wrote:
If you're in a room with three light switches to lights outside of the room, and once you leave the room with the switches you are not allowed back in. How do you figure out what switch goes with which light?


You must kill the youngest person in the household, wear his skin, and stand in a bucket of oil under the full moon.


King Gojinn
#13 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:00:22 PM
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That's twice.

  Fail.


Give me every number in Pi.




[20:39] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: hey craig, how do i set up a private server?
[20:40] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: i want to teach my gf how to play and the crypt was empty but its starting to fill
[20:40] ҜịηĢ ÄœÅ�ĵÏŅņ: Fail.
Twitchy
#14 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:03:35 PM
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King Gojinn wrote:
That's twice.

  Fail.


Give me every number in Pi.


Isn't it obvious? You have cancer.


King Gojinn
#15 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:06:55 PM
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So- The real question here is-

Why aren't you in the Tomb?




[20:39] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: hey craig, how do i set up a private server?
[20:40] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: i want to teach my gf how to play and the crypt was empty but its starting to fill
[20:40] ҜịηĢ ÄœÅ�ĵÏŅņ: Fail.
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