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Cantrip
#16 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:11:29 PM
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So, if you dump your girlfriend, and within two weeks she tells you she's pregnant, how do you figure out if she's telling you the truth?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
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Business
#17 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:13:22 PM
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Business
#18 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:28:15 PM
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Some n00b wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
So, if you dump your girlfriend, and within two weeks she tells you she's pregnant, how do you figure out if she's telling you the truth?


Here, I'll answer that. Pretty self explanatory.

Put a gun in her mouth and ask her again.

Or use plan B and have one of her close guy friends get her real drunk and drugged up and really get her pregnant.

That'll teach her lying ass.



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Valiss
#19 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:36:36 PM
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Is the Loch Ness monster real?
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#20 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:37:50 PM
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twitchy where did you get that old avatar, of the guy in the mustache?

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#21 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:52:32 PM
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YOU'RE SCREWING WITH MY QUOTES AND DOUBLE POSTING! LIES I TELL YOU! LIESSSS!!!!

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#22 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 9:54:31 PM
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Cantrip
#23 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 10:03:36 PM
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When will Cuban dictator Fidel Castro die?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Twitchy
#24 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 10:11:53 PM
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MaMa wrote:
twitchy where did you get that old avatar, of the guy in the mustache?


The internet.

Valiss wrote:
Is the Loch Ness monster real?


Nope, he got AIDS last April and died.

Apollo wrote:
2 questions...     

1. what is the color of the sky?
2. Will you be riding today?


1. Every color.
2. Riding cocks, yes.

Cantrip wrote:
When will Cuban dictator Fidel Castro die?


The day he gets killed to death.


{pDs}Texas Tim
#25 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 11:07:39 PM
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Why do fools fall in love?

Why does :Anyname:'s Penguin know so much about me?

Why did you make this thread?
MY SIGNATURE IS BIG AND GREEN.
Cantrip
#26 Posted: : Monday, August 28, 2006 11:32:06 PM
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What minimum cup size must a woman be before the resolution on the Google Earth satellite photos picks up her breasts while she's nude sunbathing?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Business
#27 Posted: : Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:32:23 AM
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how many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
Laughlin
#28 Posted: : Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:56:54 AM
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alowishus
#29 Posted: : Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:54:00 AM
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What the fuck is the internets?

haha whydo u hate me so?

and

lol y is ur pnis so smll llolol?

plzz dnt spam myu tread ' - lol jp jp
MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled
#30 Posted: : Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:06:12 AM
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am i actually hungry right now? or is my desire to eat from boredom and loneliness?
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