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Dear Auntie Twitchy,
Did Vince and Nate have a lovers' spat, and if so, why?
And am why won't someone just love me? Am I smart? Am I retarded? You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:
Dear Auntie Twitchy,
Did Vince and Nate have a lovers' spat, and if so, why?
And am why won't someone just love me? Am I smart? Am I retarded?
No, vince just wanted to be a douche sandwich and try to prove his e-manliness and Nate laid the smack down. Vince is just trying to sound big so he can justify jacking off to kiddy pron. hey cantrip call me ok? <3<3
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Twitchy wrote:Cantrip wrote:
Dear Auntie Twitchy,
Did Vince and Nate have a lovers' spat, and if so, why?
And am why won't someone just love me? Am I smart? Am I retarded?
No, vince just wanted to be a douche sandwich and try to prove his e-manliness and Nate laid the smack down. Vince is just trying to sound big so he can justify jacking off to kiddy pron. hey cantrip call me ok? <3<3 O_o Uh...didn't you just ... well, here's the quote...: Twitchy wrote:Cantrip wrote:Yo, Twitchy, bro, you wanna bring your XBox over to my house to "just chill?" get the hell away from me you flamer  [20:39] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: hey craig, how do i set up a private server? [20:40] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: i want to teach my gf how to play and the crypt was empty but its starting to fill [20:40] Òá»Î·Ä¢ ÄÅĵÏÅ
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Cantrip, I'll love you. Join eve sometime so I can hump the hell outta you. I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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Twitchy wrote:reaper wrote:twitchy you want to play some gamecube? gamecube more like lamecube amirite you sure i got some beer and axe body spray  MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: you, sir, are a complete dickhead! thank you for your insightful contribution. please don't ever return. Cantrip wrote:EXSUGO MEUS TESTIS abby whip pwnage! -------------(>*.*)>----->
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reaper wrote: you sure i got some beer and axe body spray Sexy people smell like chemicals. You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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::ANY NAME:: wrote:reaper wrote: you sure i got some beer and axe body spray Sexy people smell like chemicals.
That reminds me. I pulled over into a rest stop for a short spell and waited in the car so my passenger could unload that extra cup of coffee in the morning. An RV pulled in next to me a few spaces over and a family got out to do the same. Last to come out was this slightly chubby blond kid with braces and a crew cut wearing a NY Giants tee-shirt and baggy shorts. Dude could not have been older than twelve, maybe thriteen. (And screw you; lots of kids were chubby at that age.)
So he steps out of the RV and looks to the left, then to the right, then into the RV and left and right again. When he was sure his family was not around and no one at the rest stop could see him, he pulls out what looks like a little black can of mace, so I pay attention to what he's doing. He shakes the can and sprays himself all over really quickly, still looking around to make sure no one sees him. Then he does it again and quickly puts the can back in his pocket and walks to the restrooms, trying really hard to pretend nothing just happend, but walking just a little too close to some chicks going the opposite direction. And by chicks, I mean college-aged chicks wearing UCLA sweatshirts.
It took me a second to figure out what he was doing. He was spaying himself with AXE BODY SPRAY, for the ladies. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. In the 1950s horny guys told stories of using SPANISH FLY to cause chicks to have sex with them. AXE body spray has replaced Spanish fly as the new mythical aphrodisiac for the new millenium. Oh wait, ROOFIES are used for that these days, quite effectively. Remember ANDREW LUSTER, heir to the Max Factor fortune who was convicted of rape, fled to Mexico and was hunted down by "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" who has his own TV show now? Well, Luster used roofies to do his do his dirty deeds, and filmed himself in the act on video, which was used against him in trial.
-Cantrip does not condone rape in any form, unless it's with a BRO, and that bro happens to be Twitchy.
You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Cantrip does not condone rape in any form, unless it's with a BRO, and that bro happens to be Twitchy.
hahahahhahahaha MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: you, sir, are a complete dickhead! thank you for your insightful contribution. please don't ever return. Cantrip wrote:EXSUGO MEUS TESTIS abby whip pwnage! -------------(>*.*)>----->
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Reaper, please stop with the shit posts. I look at threads and read something funny like Cantrip's post and then waste my time reading nothing but "rofl" or "haha" from you all the time. Cantrip wrote: -Cantrip does not condone rape in any form, unless it's with a BRO, and that bro happens to be Twitchy. I thought we agreed I would tell them what happened  and just for the record, axe smells like penis in a paper bag.
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hey twitchy if you dont like my posts dont read um cuz i really dont give a fuck what you think MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: you, sir, are a complete dickhead! thank you for your insightful contribution. please don't ever return. Cantrip wrote:EXSUGO MEUS TESTIS abby whip pwnage! -------------(>*.*)>----->
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reaper wrote:hey twitchy if you dont like my posts dont read um cuz i really dont give a fuck what you think If you want to start shit with me like this, type in full sentences with stops and complete grammar and spelling and capitalization. I told you to stop shit posting because it makes you look like an idiot. Your last posts I haven't seen anything but three to four letters. I don't want to spend time reading something funny like what Cantrip wrote and then see your post pop up just to read "hahahahaha". It's difficult not to read your posts because all of your posts can be read completely and thoroughly in a glance.
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Come on guys, settle down! Dont get in a fight! It will break my heart... These are some of my favorite little sayings... they might be stupid but I really like them... "Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity." "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
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I'm not trying to start a fight, I'm simply saying i don't care what he thinks about me or my posts. theres no letter or word limit for the forums and if he don't like it thats just too bad lifes a bitch you don't always get what you want MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: you, sir, are a complete dickhead! thank you for your insightful contribution. please don't ever return. Cantrip wrote:EXSUGO MEUS TESTIS abby whip pwnage! -------------(>*.*)>----->
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reaper wrote:I'm not trying to start a fight, I'm simply saying i don't care what he thinks about me or my posts. theres no letter or word limit for the forums and if he don't like it thats just too bad lifes a bitch you don't always get what you want Then I'm not going to argue with you. I asked you politely and you told me to screw... Not the most positive image for an admin and representative of this clan.
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Twitchy, why does prince constitute as an appropriate gayness for some men? {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
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