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#1 Posted: : Saturday, May 26, 2007 7:15:49 AM
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MONTGOMERY, Ala.(AP) Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.

If the claims are accurate, Jamison Stone's trophy boar would be bigger than Hogzilla, the famed wild hog that grew to seemingly mythical proportions after being killed in south Georgia in 2004.

Hogzilla originally was thought to weigh 1,000 pounds and measure 12 feet long. National Geographic experts who unearthed its remains believe the animal actually weighed about 800 pounds and was 8 feet long.

Regardless of the comparison, Jamison is reveling in the attention over his pig.

"It feels really good," Jamison said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Monster Pig. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.

Through it all, there was the fear that the animal would turn and charge them, as wild boars have a reputation for doing.

"I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited," said Jamison, who lives in Pickensville on the Mississippi border. He just finished the sixth grade on the honor roll at Christian Heritage Academy, a small, private school.

His father said that, just to be extra safe, he and the guides had high-powered rifles aimed and ready to fire in case the beast, with 5-inch tusks, decided to charge.


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#2 Posted: : Saturday, May 26, 2007 9:37:43 AM
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redneck retards at their finest..

"OH MY GOD! Its an amazing huge pig...

LETS KILL IT!! YEEE HHAAAWW!!"


i fucking hate people

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#3 Posted: : Saturday, May 26, 2007 10:25:43 AM
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jasespots wrote:
redneck retards at their finest..

"OH MY GOD! Its an amazing huge pig...

LETS KILL IT!! YEEE HHAAAWW!!"


i fucking hate people





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#4 Posted: : Saturday, May 26, 2007 11:47:47 AM
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jasespots wrote:
redneck retards at their finest..

"OH MY GOD! Its an amazing huge pig...

LETS KILL IT!! YEEE HHAAAWW!!"


i fucking hate people


agreed.
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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#5 Posted: : Saturday, May 26, 2007 12:47:24 PM
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Aww... are the poor liberal hippies getting butt-hurt over what other people are doing when it in no way affects their lives?  Imagine that. 

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#6 Posted: : Saturday, May 26, 2007 10:32:46 PM
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UncleJemima wrote:
Aww... are the poor liberal hippies getting butt-hurt over what other people are doing when it in no way affects their lives?  Imagine that. 

Exactly!  If people end up eating what they kill, then I don't see what folks have a problem with at all.......unless the same liberal hippies being butt-hurt are vegans.....then poor wittle chickens and cows are all in danger......oh, and those poor wittle tuna and other sea creatures......we must love and respect them all and enjoy our tofu fixings.  ....... pffffft.........fuck that.

Dunno if I'd *WANT* to eat anything coming from Monster Pig tho......he looks like a radioactive mutant pig who's hamhocks or bacon bits would simple cause anyone to experience "Montezuma's Revenge"!!!  But 700-800 lbs of sausage coming from that one pig?!?!?  Fuck.....that's gonna be lots of biscuits and sausage gravy for the family.........hope they have one helluva freezer!!!!!!



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#7 Posted: : Sunday, May 27, 2007 4:45:04 AM
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they aren't going to eat that. so why kill it? it's a pretty rare specemin, they should have kept it alive. hell they could have bred it and made like a super pig from it!
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
they aren't going to eat that. so why kill it? it's a pretty rare specemin, they should have kept it alive. hell they could have bred it and made like a super pig from it!


Then we could all buy them and ride them to work
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#9 Posted: : Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:54:48 AM
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stealth wrote:
MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
they aren't going to eat that. so why kill it? it's a pretty rare specemin, they should have kept it alive. hell they could have bred it and made like a super pig from it!


Then we could all buy them and ride them to work


i guess thats one alternative fuel source....and its renewable...great idea

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#10 Posted: : Sunday, May 27, 2007 8:12:28 AM
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
they aren't going to eat that. so why kill it? it's a pretty rare specemin, they should have kept it alive. hell they could have bred it and made like a super pig from it!

 

Actually, they are....if you read the article.....that's where the 700-800lbs of sausage figure came into play....



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SmackDaddy wrote:

MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
they aren't going to eat that. so why kill it? it's a pretty rare specemin, they should have kept it alive. hell they could have bred it and made like a super pig from it!

 

Actually, they are....if you read the article.....that's where the 700-800lbs of sausage figure came into play....



ah, Nova didn't copy the full article. still sausage is a bit of a waste from something like that...
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porkchops, tenderloin, spare ribs, *drools*
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#13 Posted: : Sunday, May 27, 2007 7:24:44 PM
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UncleJemima wrote:
Aww... are the poor liberal hippies getting butt-hurt over what other people are doing when it in no way affects their lives?  Imagine that. 


aww shit, I am carring about something other than myself?  Ya know your right, I need to stop doing that, not nearly enough selfish assholes in the world



capture it, studdy it or leave it alone.  Dont fucking kill it to show off how big your cock is.

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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
they aren't going to eat that. so why kill it? it's a pretty rare specemin, they should have kept it alive. hell they could have bred it and made like a super pig from it!


I want my super bacon!
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#15 Posted: : Sunday, May 27, 2007 10:45:43 PM
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jasespots wrote:
aww shit, I am carring about something other than myself?  Ya know your right, I need to stop doing that, not nearly enough selfish assholes in the world

capture it, studdy it or leave it alone.  Dont fucking kill it to show off how big your cock is.


It isn't the "carring" part that rubs me the wrong way.  It is the part where you tell people what to do and how to do it.  The people who you are attempting to lecture have a different outlook on life and other things.  They are of a different culture.  Are you going to tell the chinks to stop whaling?  Tell the gooks to stop eating dogs?  Stop the fags from having buttsex?  Live your own goddamn life and chill out.  Your holier-than-thou arrogance is not appreciated.  Right and wrong is (for the most part) subjective.  Just because it might not be okay for you, don't go forcing your personal world view on everyone else.  People hate that.

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