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#16 Posted: : Friday, June 29, 2007 10:33:32 PM
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yes, you are, thats called sin. when you defy God, so thats why you have to repent and ask for forgiveness.

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#17 Posted: : Friday, June 29, 2007 10:38:10 PM
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Yeah, but it says "thou shalt not" in the commandment.  Shalt not means will not. What's the point of having a commandment if you can just go to confession and be rid of the sin.  There are sins, then there are sins.  The one I'm concerned with is putting another god before God. 
You should be more like Cantrip.



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Cantrip wrote:
Yeah, but it says "thou shalt not" in the commandment.  Shalt not means will not. What's the point of having a commandment if you can just go to confession and be rid of the sin.  There are sins, then there are sins.  The one I'm concerned with is putting another god before God. 


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To the faggots on the first page; Satan and Lucifer are two completely different fucking characters.
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#20 Posted: : Friday, June 29, 2007 10:54:11 PM
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Avner wrote:
To the faggots on the first page; Satan and Lucifer are two completely different fucking characters.

Luckily I started the 2nd page


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#21 Posted: : Friday, June 29, 2007 11:25:58 PM
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Avner wrote:
To the faggots on the first page; Satan and Lucifer are two completely different fucking characters.


You mean like Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
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#22 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 12:23:06 AM
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Cantrip wrote:
Avner wrote:
To the faggots on the first page; Satan and Lucifer are two completely different fucking characters.


You mean like Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader?



Speaking of that.. religion reminds me very much of star wars.  It was a really cool story when it first came out , but then a bunch of idiots got way too into it and started thinking the story was real, then formed followings of more idiots and ruined the whole thing..  now we have jar jar, and the god warrior



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Cantrip wrote:
Yeah, but it says "thou shalt not" in the commandment.  Shalt not means will not. What's the point of having a commandment if you can just go to confession and be rid of the sin.  There are sins, then there are sins.  The one I'm concerned with is putting another god before God. 
ok the egyptions and greeks are examples sof this they had multiple gods hence they were worshiping gods before the lord
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jasespots wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
Avner wrote:
To the faggots on the first page; Satan and Lucifer are two completely different fucking characters.


You mean like Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader?



Speaking of that.. religion reminds me very much of star wars.  It was a really cool story when it first came out , but then a bunch of idiots got way too into it and started thinking the story was real, then formed followings of more idiots and ruined the whole thing..  now we have jar jar, and the god warrior



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#25 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 8:59:28 AM
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The commandments are laid down as guide lines. If you do not follow these commandments then you have sin. So if there is a God of less, greater, or equal power, then it doesn't go against the religion, you just are not supposed to worship them.


If you want to question a faith, use something a bit more philosophical that has more points of view.

For example...

If God can do anything, can he make a rock heavy enough that he can't lift it?

Or...

If God is all knowing do we really have free will?

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jasespots wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
Avner wrote:
To the faggots on the first page; Satan and Lucifer are two completely different fucking characters.


You mean like Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader?



Speaking of that.. religion reminds me very much of star wars.  It was a really cool story when it first came out , but then a bunch of idiots got way too into it and started thinking the story was real, then formed followings of more idiots and ruined the whole thing..  now we have jar jar, and the god warrior



/stops hitting the behive and runs away


Thats actually a great comparison.
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ok, if god is all knowing, who created god? when will god die? why will god die? does he live forever? is he a she? is she an it? how was god created? what created the thing or person/people that created god? what will replace god when god no longer exists? are there new gods, one after the other? does god know the meaning of its own life? who told god it was all knowing?

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Thank you.

Why is it that when we think of religion we don't try to answer the basic questions?

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Crass wrote:
Thank you.

Why is it that when we think of religion we don't try to answer the basic questions?

like does god really exist or is religion a front for a massive cult?

I think religion was a way to keep the ignorent people in line in a time before public schools, and it still has its place in some parts of the world, but any learned person should realize that, while yes, there are things in the world that dont make sence and cant be explained, there is no reason to say its god's will or god did it or god this and god that. im not tring to bash religion, im just wondering why the first thing people think of when shit happens is god instead of just realizing that we havent explained everything and may never get to that point

 

sure, there may be a greater power, but is that greater power god? or maybe... its gravity!

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Gravity sucks.

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