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Hi, I have been recently thinking of a Sex Change, I wondered what your advice on this subject was.
I have never really gotten 'into' the missionary position very much. Just seems bland and boring. I do doggie style every so often, but my wife is lazy and we usually end up with either cow girl or reverse missionary. Shes even gotten so lazy lately, were starting to have where she just lays on her back but wants to watch TV so i have to go at it at an angle with me on my side (kinda like a t) I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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Well, I usually blame the girlfriend for getting lazy (they do) and being "not into it" which they are. Unfortunately with long term relationships the spark dies. There's no thrill... This is the same person who farts while eating tacos and no longer worries if you heard it. The same person who has explosive vomiting and bowel movements. The one who stinks the bathroom up. Relationships turn bland. It is your job to fix it. I assume it wasn't always like this. I found that I hate having sex in the bedroom... and now do it in the car, on the living room couch, in the parents house while they are away, in a public pool steam room..... Mix it up. She won't be into it if it's all about going through the routine. You need to work at it. A romantic home cooked dinner with candles and shit. Showing up randomly with flowers. Surprise her. You will be rewarded.
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WARNING! blood by "mixing it up" wdf does not mean getting a sex change. Sure your wifey may be surprised but im sure shell laf ad you and move on Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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tonyrwc1 wrote:
WARNING! blood by "mixing it up" wdf does not mean getting a sex change. Sure your wifey may be surprised but im sure shell laf ad you and move on
He meant a change in sexual positions. A "sex change" made the title funny. Wooosh
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lol, good advice and i think i may try some new stuff... more advice and diff positions are still greatfully welcome. Ill try anything once. (unless sirus is involved  ) I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here. -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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I've tried everything. Literally. New positions are like taping a leaking garden hose with duct tape. Eventually it too will fail. It's a short term fix for a long term issue. Overall the key to salvaging any sexual relationship is to keep em guessing (as corny as that sounds). Women suck. Their orifices rule, but they suck mentally. (No offense to the three female gamers we have stationed here). They want to feel special, unique, and above other women. It's primal. So, as lame as this sounds, and your bar buddies will rip on you, but treat her like a princess. Give her massages, take her out dancing or to dinner... or just out. Make her feel special... like you're the only man who will understand her. This works in your favor in so many ways. Firstly, she will regain confidence. She will begin to feel attractive again. She will make efforts to repay the favors you are doing for her because she will see the effort. She will lose weight. I fucking promise. The biggest problem with fat lazy bitches like my ex is that they get depressed. They feel trapped in a relationship like this. They look at it like "well shit, if it's gotten this boring now, I don't want to think where it's going." It's easy to blame them for the fail. Usually it's their fault. HOWEVER, since they don't see it that way, make them think it has been your fault and that you have changed your lazy ways. In terms of positions, I am big on bucket chairs missionary. Really destroy the g-spot if you are on your knees on the floor and she's in the bucket seat with her shit angled upwards a bit. DOMINATING! Good luck, fuckbag.
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my advice is to dump the broad shes a leech anyways. Seriously if ur having these problems think back to when you were single and could get trashed any day of the week for no good reason? Wives are pesty anal bitches i had a girl friend for 3 weeks then she got mad at me for not "sounding interested" during our phone conversations. Sex is good and masturbation is decent. Personally i wouldnt trade a shitty relationship for my boys any day. PLUS if you dump her thats one less mouth to feed which means you can upgrade your next car!! Id rather be riding a hot new sports car than a hot pesty wife Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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tonyrwc1 wrote:
my advice is to dump the broad shes a leech anyways. Seriously if ur having these problems think back to when you were single and could get trashed any day of the week for no good reason? Wives are pesty anal bitches i had a girl friend for 3 weeks then she got mad at me for not "sounding interested" during our phone conversations. Sex is good and masturbation is decent. Personally i wouldnt trade a shitty relationship for my boys any day. PLUS if you dump her thats one less mouth to feed which means you can upgrade your next car!! Id rather be riding a hot new sports car than a hot pesty wife
There are some things that complicate a relationship..... Kids for one.
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WDF? wrote:[quote=tonyrwc1]
my advice is to dump the broad shes a leech anyways. Seriously if ur having these problems think back to when you were single and could get trashed any day of the week for no good reason? Wives are pesty anal bitches i had a girl friend for 3 weeks then she got mad at me for not "sounding interested" during our phone conversations. Sex is good and masturbation is decent. Personally i wouldnt trade a shitty relationship for my boys any day. PLUS if you dump her thats one less mouth to feed which means you can upgrade your next car!! Id rather be riding a hot new sports car than a hot pesty wife
There are some things that complicate a relationship..... Kids for one.[/quote
touche. however if you havnt had kids i wouldnt get one. Terrible investment. You get no return on them for many years and then ur old and feeble. Buy that ferrari instead of a baby. think how many chics would be interested in u then Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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Try sex in progressively more public areas. I don't know, but it got me HAWT.
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Avner wrote:Try sex in progressively more public areas. I don't know, but it got me HAWT.
ya like a college library where students are studying? im sure theyd all love to watch Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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are we in japan? You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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tonyrwc1 wrote:
my advice is to dump the broad shes a leech anyways and not a he. Seriously if ur having these problems think back to when you were single and could get trashed any day of the week for no good reason? Wives are pesty anal bitches i had a girl friend for 3 weeks then she got mad at me for picking her as the last girlfriend I would ever have before I turned to men. Sex is good and masturbation is decent. Personally i wouldnt trade a shitty relationship for my boys any day. PLUS if you dump her thats one less mouth to feed which means you can upgrade your next car!! Id rather be riding a hot new sports car than a hot pesty wife
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and I have a child in school w/ her. I'm not looking at ending it, just improving it. We have our ups and downs... and downs, but we manage to get threw. I can still get thrashed (and do) when ever I please. I could also hold my liquor with any one of you of consenting age (except maybe the Irish guy here.) Sports cars are something for teens to dream about. I have my jeep, truck, boat and ATVs so there isn't much else in that relm... except maybe a cabin cuddy... =) Money is an issue, but its not something that sex will resolve... well... but no. I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here. -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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you need to get her to let her freak out. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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