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ok heres one for you
standing take her from behind best done in a door way so his can hold on to some thing. ass out and have her bend at the knees so you have a downward angle. Yes its time again to Play WTF did Murdy Just type Robot Hell is real and i cant spell yes im dyslexic WDF? wrote:lol fuck you, Murdy. BadHorsie wrote: I love it!
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Use your penis. That usually helps. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Use your penis. That usually helps. fist works too. to quote the arch dandy himself: use your fist, not your mouth. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Okay, in the middle of sex, just before she climaxes, stand her up against your wall, standing on your bed - make sure there's nothing breakable nearby. Better yet, move your mattress to the floor up against an empty wall. With her back against the wall, get her to bend over, head below her waist, have her hyperventilate twenty times (inhale and exhale quickly) then have her come up, take a deep breath and hold it. You push against her chest and in about six seconds she will pass out - guide her down to the bed our she will smack her head against something. She will be out for like eight seconds, during which you stick yourself back inside her and fuck the living daylights out of her as she wakes up. She won't know where she is or what her name is for like ten seconds after that during which she is getting rammed by you. Now, being so close to climaxing before you did this, her first sensation before she remembers your name is an intense climax and you are now her new hero. Warnings: I don't know if making someone pass out is healthy. They pass out pretty quickly so you have to catch her and guide her down. Her body will convulse as the body constricts to get blood back to the brain. And she may have a headache if you do it too many times. No idea on whether this will kill someone, but there's certainly a drop in blood pressure for reasons I don't understand. Not my fault if you kill her. Yes, Cantrip is a strange one. Here's a video on what happens: You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Now, being so close to climaxing before you did this, her first sensation before she remembers your name is an intense climax and you are now her new hero.
Warnings: I don't know if making someone pass out is healthy. They pass out pretty quickly so you have to catch her and guide her down. Her body will convulse as the body constricts to get blood back to the brain. And she may have a headache if you do it too many times.
No idea on whether this will kill someone, but there's certainly a drop in blood pressure for reasons I don't understand. Not my fault if you kill her.
Yes you can kill someone doing this. You can also cause permanent brain damage. In essence what you are doing is you cut off oxygen to the brain (anoxia). The brain is not very tolerant to not having oxygen so each time you do this some brain cells die. Hence the headache. If you do it enough times you could knock out enough brain cells to make some changes. Women are a big enough pain in the ass without you having to spoon feed them, clean their drool and wipe their ass after they crap into a diaper. Imagine how crappy life would be if you had to do those things. Or worse yet if you accidently offed her and had to go away for a long time.
Not wothed man. This is how I'd deal with the situation. Go buy the highest dose nicotine patch you can get your hands on. Then everytime you are about to get it on with her put it on her without her realizing it. Take it off when she falls asleep. Pretty soon she will associate the addictive euphoria she gets from the nicotine with sex and she will be addicted to sex. The key is to stick the patch on everytime. Pretty soon she will start craving sex and will beg for it. just don't let her find out about the nicotine thing. When it comes to this kinda stuff women have no sense of humor. (BTW I don't recommend you do this)
Good luck bro. {pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
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instead of choking her until she passes out, get her to hit some nitrous at the key point. it's nowhere near as dangerous and a hell of a lot more fun Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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may i recommend either a mexican avalanche, or a tony danza to spice things up? urban dictionay has an in depth explination of both.
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then 2nd looked like a very good option, the first looked like it may not get me sex again for a few weeks.
while there, i saw donkey punch and thought i may try that to spice things up. would be something different atleast. I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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ever tried the chili dog? Code:<a href="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/" target="_blank" title="Sloganizer - the slogan generator"><img src="http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Sloganizer,white,black.png" border="0" alt="generated by sloganizer.net" title="This slogan was generated by sloganizer.net"/></a>
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Or the Nasty Sanchez? You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Or the Nasty Sanchez?
*Dirty Sanchez
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stick it in her pooper. PROBLEMS SOLVED. I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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I think sirus just owned half the forum in a matter of minutes  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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