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walking in on your mom having sex.....yea i did it. 24 years old and this is still an issue for me I find it very disturbing. here come the nightmares.   nottheballz: ask her if i will ever have sex again lol {pDs} Face: rosie nottheballz: na she stoped {pDs} Face: 2 timing bitch
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that happened to me. i walked in one morning to see if she was gonna come downstairs and eat breakfast with me. and her and her boyfriend are goin' at it, and they dont notice me. they didnt even have the decency to stay under the covers...i saw. EVERY thing. it makes me shiver every time i think about it.  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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Not The Face wrote:walking in on your mom having sex.....yea i did it. 24 years old and this is still an issue for me I find it very disturbing. here come the nightmares.
hahhahahhahh omg... I would.......... die.
however if i saw someone else's mom having sex and she was a milf..............
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hmm fuck that I'd say walking in on your girlfirend with another dude would be worse. Thankfully that would never happen to me....
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well we all know how we are made, and we lived with out mothers for almost 20 years before we moved out. so i'm sure the thought has cross all our minds at least once. i just have been fortunate enough to never experience it in person.
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Lead Salad wrote:hmm fuck that I'd say walking in on your girlfirend with another dude would be worse. Thankfully that would never happen to me....
Why, you can't get a girlfriend or are you just gay? hahahahah j/k
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Could be worse, you could of walked in on your mom giving him head...
ever think about that? how many times has your mom given your dad head, and then gone and kissed you good night or whatever? I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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bloodhands wrote:
Could be worse, you could of walked in on your mom giving him head...
ever think about that? how many times has your mom given your dad head, and then gone and kissed you good night or whatever?
ahhaahahha that's nasty!!!!!!
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death  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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Lead Salad wrote:hmm fuck that I'd say walking in on your girlfirend with another dude would be worse. Thankfully that would never happen to me....
I'm gonna have to disagree. Walking in on my girlfriend with another dude would just mean that I'd have to dispose of a body. Walking in on my mom fucking would mean $3,000 in therapy bills. And body disposal is cheap.
shark TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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i thought of the best way to get rid of a body. fill a tub up with coke, leave it closed so the carbonation eats the body and it'll dissappera in what i figure would be a few weeks (coke makes a tbone steak disappear in a couple days) and by coke i mean coca cola. SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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Where are you getting that wacky Idea from? An open bottle of anything carbonated only stays carbonated for a few hours. It's probably not the carbonation eating away the flesh. Plus, lime will do it quicker. Another thing you're not thinking of is the smell of the decomposing flesh that's in your bathroom. For your sake, I hope you never have to dispose of a body. TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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well somethings eating it away...as for the smell...febreze! SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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Nubs.
Industrial furnace FTW. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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psh, you're the nub, furnaces are the nub way out. no creativity and no skill involved. SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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