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No prison time either. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:No prison time either.
prison = pro.
furnac=nub.
coke vat=uber pro.  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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If prison = pro, then pro = Bubba raping pro from behind.
Thus, prison = Bubba raping pro from behind.
Also, furnace = nub. Nub = no prison time. No prison time = no Bubba rape from behind.
Thus, furnace = no Bubba rape from behind.
Q.E.D. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Come to think of it:
coke = Bubba raping uberpro from behind.
No proof required. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Not The Face wrote:walking in on your mom having sex.....yea i did it. 24 years old and this is still an issue for me I find it very disturbing. here come the nightmares. Good luck dealing with your trauma.
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{pDs} camelspit wrote:i thought of the best way to get rid of a body. fill a tub up with coke, leave it closed so the carbonation eats the body and it'll dissappera in what i figure would be a few weeks (coke makes a tbone steak disappear in a couple days) and by coke i mean coca cola. oooh, ive thought of many... one of my better ones would have to be: go to a cemetary with your recently deceased noob find a fresh grave dig it up throw teh noob in with the other dude in the casket bury teh noob dust your hands off and feel uneasy around policemen for the rest of your life Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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stealth wrote:
dust your hands off and feel uneasy around policemen for the rest of your life
lol that made me chuckle SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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Uhhhh you guys are all major noobs.. For one, if you can knock a guy out with chlorophorm, then you can give him byelaya smert', overdose him with ecstasy, or take him out to the sea. No need to use acid or any dumb timewaster. But if you absolutely need to make a body disappear the best way is to go to BC, find an opening in the middle of nowhere, and burn him alive via bonfire. BTW for those unfamiliar, Byelaya smert' is a Russian technique "White Death" where you shove snow down a guys throat, so he suffocates, and the snow melts later on and leaves the body almost markless.
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lol.... They were being sarcastic.
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Not The Face wrote:walking in on your mom having sex.....yea i did it. 24 years old and this is still an issue for me I find it very disturbing. here come the nightmares.
You're 24, move out. Iraq-Bound
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http://www.wdfnews.com/forums.aspx?g=posts&m=5684ᘴI am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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Lead Salad wrote:Uhhhh you guys are all major noobs.. For one, if you can knock a guy out with chlorophorm, then you can give him byelaya smert', overdose him with ecstasy, or take him out to the sea. No need to use acid or any dumb timewaster. But if you absolutely need to make a body disappear the best way is to go to BC, find an opening in the middle of nowhere, and burn him alive via bonfire.
BTW for those unfamiliar, Byelaya smert' is a Russian technique "White Death" where you shove snow down a guys throat, so he suffocates, and the snow melts later on and leaves the body almost markless.
You do realize that it takes incredibly high temperatures to reduce bones to ash right? something a little more than a bon fire will do the trick.. hell if that was the case we wouldnt need to take bodies to the crematorium to be cremated we could just go camping.
Nub.
Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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even there, they have to crush the bones into dust I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here. -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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