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Splinter
#1 Posted: : Monday, January 07, 2008 8:17:44 AM
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Despite people starting to bitch about my sig starting to get too long Ive been keeping it steady, on the other hand im ending up adding more to it and frankly unwanting to get rid of any of them just cause they bring me joy. I think its time for a quote thread which must be kept alive with win at all times. This will let me relief some space on my sig and make you bitchers happy and me happy.

{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
WDF? wrote:
Shit, I even thought he was in... Good thing I make Dragon do all the book keeping.
See, you wrote "book keeping," but I read "Bitch Work."

Dragon wrote:
then yesterday i finally got it up.
I didn't even get to touch it
Rangers can use guys.

WDF? wrote:
Last night I had a dream about the forum. Splinter quit because he felt under appreciated.

Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
it's cold outside and there are people. beware.

{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
Does a special short yellow bus come to your house to take you to school?

J-Town wrote:
WDF? wrote:
You've been here long enough to know that I only make these decisions based on calculated facts.
you may need to invest in a new calculator

{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
WDF? wrote:
You're all idiots.
Then by default I guess that kinda makes you "King of the idiots."

ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
stealth
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, January 08, 2008 4:51:16 AM
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{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
WDF? wrote:
Shit, I even thought he was in... Good thing I make Dragon do all the book keeping.
See, you wrote "book keeping," but I read "Bitch Work."

J-Town wrote:
WDF? wrote:
You've been here long enough to know that I only make these decisions based on calculated facts.
you may need to invest in a new calculator

{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:
WDF? wrote:
You're all idiots.
Then by default I guess that kinda makes you "King of the idiots."


Winners.

I'm sure there are plenty more hidden around older threads.
Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.


Dragon
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, January 08, 2008 1:27:25 PM
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Grumpy wrote:
WDF? wrote:
Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.
WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.

who could forget this?


Cantrip wrote:
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
Splinter
#4 Posted: : Tuesday, January 08, 2008 9:01:42 PM
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Splinter wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
in 2017 when we see the next "teaser" I will be here laughing at all of you. DNF is never coming out.


Neither is Jesus yet theres an entire religion believing in his return.

Sirusdv wrote:

The_Spaniard wrote:
Cock goes where?

 


ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
The_Spaniard
#5 Posted: : Tuesday, January 08, 2008 10:17:46 PM
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Sirusdv wrote:

The_Spaniard wrote:
Cock goes where?

 


That's not really an insult when you say it to a gay man.. that's kinda like saying, "Hey stupid" to a retard and not meaning it in an ironic way..
[01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard
Lead Salad wrote:
I love you Spaniard

FinalGamer wrote:
I love you Spaniard <3
Gunslinger
#6 Posted: : Tuesday, January 08, 2008 11:03:48 PM
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Dragon wrote:

Grumpy wrote:
now someone explain this to the old guy(s) are you saying that there are really people out there running around in these animal costumes? For the Hell of it? You kids are weird

not us, them



{pDs}BelligerentPimp wrote:

tonyrwc1 wrote:
exactly im an idiot

 

We know this, yet every post you makes serves as a reminder.

In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.

J-Town
#7 Posted: : Wednesday, January 09, 2008 12:48:23 PM
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WDF? wrote:

Crass wrote:
Yea, I'm pretty sure i see a tity... Hope whut doesn't have girl tits.

Yeah, talk about embarrassing... realizing you've been jerking it to a man.


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

Murdy
#8 Posted: : Wednesday, January 09, 2008 1:40:04 PM
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Xfactor wrote:
This would not be a problem if you were NOT  a black irish gay midget. 
Yes its time again to Play WTF did Murdy Just type
Robot Hell is real and i cant spell

yes im dyslexic
WDF? wrote:
lol fuck you, Murdy.

BadHorsie wrote:
I love it!
Splinter
#9 Posted: : Thursday, January 10, 2008 7:41:43 AM
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The_Spaniard wrote:
That's not really an insult when you say it to a gay man.. that's kinda like saying, "Hey stupid" to a retard and not meaning it in an ironic way..


Doesn't have to be an insult, it just has to be funny and epic..... which Sirus has already provided. This thread is for epic WDFNews quotes, not for insults directly.

ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
llenta
#10 Posted: : Thursday, January 10, 2008 8:22:32 AM
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BadHorsie wrote:
Murdy wrote:

jamesbigmac wrote:
Well, we can never trust alcohol too little, although it does have a funny way of making my ass hurt the next morning.
I still haven't figured that one out yet...

 

Cantrip
#11 Posted: : Sunday, January 13, 2008 1:43:24 PM
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Bike wrote:

tonyrwc1 wrote:
ok what the fuck is the purpose of this thread..that u like homeless?

This is the most ironic post I have ever read.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Dragon
#12 Posted: : Sunday, January 13, 2008 7:48:27 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Tony, whateva u haf to seigh, its wount halp at all . . . kthxbye LOOooollelelersl111!!!

Cantrip wrote:
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
tonyrwc1
#13 Posted: : Sunday, January 13, 2008 7:49:37 PM
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MaMa
#14 Posted: : Sunday, January 13, 2008 10:50:03 PM
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LOL

Fear the ING!
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Crass
#15 Posted: : Tuesday, January 15, 2008 2:43:53 PM
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Dragon wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
Tony, whateva u haf to seigh, its wount halp at all . . . kthxbye LOOooollelelersl111!!!


Omg. We have a winner!

I Lol'd for a good 30 seconds..

And Tony's 2 cents made it 100% better.

FREE TONY!


Rofl I win!
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