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Get a better dollar. Not The Face wrote:nate burn in hell asswipe Lead Salad wrote:And he promises to beat up any suspicious negroes and their children as well. Sirus touched me in my private message.
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did you fix it or what? Yes its time again to Play WTF did Murdy Just type Robot Hell is real and i cant spell yes im dyslexic WDF? wrote:lol fuck you, Murdy. BadHorsie wrote: I love it!
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I liked the idea about running cable from one side to the other, pulling them toward the center. Instead of cable, I'll use bungie cord, making it easy to take apart if/when (okay, when) I have to move. I'm going to install some hooks in the sides and bungie cord them. I will post pics when it's done. It may take some time, since I'm down to 20 bucks in my account. But paycheck comes soon. Safety + Peace
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TripleBam wrote:I liked the idea about running cable from one side to the other, pulling them toward the center. Instead of cable, I'll use bungie cord, making it easy to take apart if/when (okay, when) I have to move. I'm going to install some hooks in the sides and bungie cord them. I will post pics when it's done.
It may take some time, since I'm down to 20 bucks in my account. But paycheck comes soon.
It would be cheaper and imeasurably more succesful if you would just screw the fucking thing in like those of us that have woodworking experience told you to a million posts ago.
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Rank: Admiral OCD

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So I put together a bed for my friends' two-year-old daughter. It was one of these things where you get roped into going to IKEA. I never pass up an opportunity to go to IKEA - love Swedish meatballs you see. They decided to get her a big-girl bed to graduate her from her crib. They got her the Kritter, which is just a headboard, footboard and two sides to hold up the lat shingles. The lats are fixed to two pieces of canvas ribbon. It also comes with a useless side rail thing, on the right side of the pic, to keep the kid from falling. I left that rail thing off.   I insisted she needed a canopy so they got her this one:  They also took my suggestion and got her bedding with monkeys printed on them. . . In in assembling this thing I thought of this post. The headboard and footboard are all one piece, and the two wooden side pieces are attached to them with four screws. The lats sit between the two side pieces on a lip. How the hell does IKEA keep the lats from falling through? They have two metal rods with eyeholes for two screws. The rods go under the bed in an odd way. They are set up in an asymmetrical fashion; not at all how you would think they should be set up, and you have to make your own screw holes! I apologize for the crappy drawing, but it's my first time using the Linux mPaint program on this computer. The white lines represent the wood and the lats. The green lines represent the rods. See how they are set up in sort of a sideways "V" shape? That was the surprising part, but it holds the two side pieces so they don't bulge and let the lats fall through. And you'll notice the rods don't meet at the bottom of the "V" show below. They were about six to eight inches apart.  You could do the same with two pieces of scrap wood (cheapest - free) or better yet, get yourself some of that metal fastening strip tape that you see holding up pipes in your basement or holding your water heater up against your wall (couple of bucks). Secure it with two screws each. Make sure you "pinch" the two side pieces together before you secure it so it's as tight as possible against the lats. I've drawn some of what the metal tape looks like on the bottom right side of the pic above. Notice it has holes about every half inch for screws to fit into. Bungie cord would be useless because it would give. Hope this helps. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Ooh. That's a really good idea. I may do just that. I wonder if that same method would work on a double mattress though. The picture you show is a twin, I think, yeah? Safety + Peace
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TripleBam wrote:Ooh. That's a really good idea. I may do just that. I wonder if that same method would work on a double mattress though. The picture you show is a twin, I think, yeah? I can't see any reason why it wouldn't. As long as you "pinch" the two sides inward before you affix the tape it should work. I don't know if it's a twin or not. It's a kid's bed. Here are the specs: http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S39836495You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:TripleBam wrote:Ooh. That's a really good idea. I may do just that. I wonder if that same method would work on a double mattress though. The picture you show is a twin, I think, yeah? I can't see any reason why it wouldn't. As long as you "pinch" the two sides inward before you affix the tape it should work. I don't know if it's a twin or not. It's a kid's bed. Here are the specs: http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S39836495 Oh wow. It's smaller than a twin. Just under 2.5ft across. This is the frame that I have, in a double/full size... http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S99839330I'm going to try your idea, running it underneath the slats and center bar. You're saying that I'll be running the metal fastening tape between the sides? Safety + Peace
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No. Leave your setup as is and just add the wood or tape to the underside of your bed. Stick it to the bottom from underneath. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

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So, I got the metal fastening tape. Screwed it in, and the sideboards felt much sturdier. Got some new planks. Put them in. Put the mattress on. Changed the sheets. Sat down to test. ka-PWANG. The metal tape came out. I'm done with it now. The new slats come pre-bowed. Hopefully this will be enough. I'm not ready to start cursing at a pile of wood-painted trex again. the hell with it. Safety + Peace
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Buy a box spring (they're cheap), make sure you're using that metal bar in the middle and you won't need the slats (I just built myself an Ikea bed this weekend w/frame, middle bar, box spring, mattress..no slats). Also, your mattress needs to sit on something flat and smooth, sitting directly on those slats will make your mattress wavy over time as it settles. Also, don't have sex with your Ikea bed.  get your ass to mars
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For fuck's sake, just get one of these (and a box spring):  EDIT: ...in addition to the mattress you already have. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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stealth wrote:For fuck's sake, just get one of these (and a box spring):  This is win. I have one of these, King size. My roommate only has a twin. he's very possessive, very competitive, and hates to be outdone. I fucking win. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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