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16-yr-old daughter wants to leave home with 36-yr-old guy - what do parents do? Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Friday, February 29, 2008 8:30:48 AM
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So yeah,  16-year-old daughter tells parents she wants to take off with her 36-year-old lover.  Um, can you say jail bait?  Parents don't call the cops; they invite the dude to live with them, staying in her room, fucking the shit out of her just down the hall from them.  Eww:

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=521271&in_page_id=1879

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#2 Posted: : Friday, February 29, 2008 8:53:50 AM
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"Is that the guy with the old balls?"

Fuckin gross...anybody read that article?  It sounds like the parents, the daughter, and her old lover are all douches...I could go more in to it about how stupid and disgusting it is, but...I just woke up...nasty



HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

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#3 Posted: : Friday, February 29, 2008 11:35:31 AM
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"Thats Naaaasty"

 

Cantrip wrote:
Um, can you say jail bait?
Its gross, But its Legal. At least here it is.

20yr Difference, Hes about as old as her Dad, ewwwww.



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#4 Posted: : Friday, February 29, 2008 12:21:24 PM
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#5 Posted: : Friday, February 29, 2008 12:32:45 PM
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They sound like a nice couple.
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#6 Posted: : Friday, February 29, 2008 3:51:28 PM
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20yr Difference, Hes about as old as her Dad, ewwwww.

The parents are in their 50s



HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

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#7 Posted: : Friday, February 29, 2008 4:57:42 PM
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If some guy tried this shit with my daughter, when she turn 16, i would not call the cops, i would take the pedafile into hte woods and shoot him in the head and kleave him for dead. But thats just me.
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#8 Posted: : Friday, February 29, 2008 8:24:40 PM
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shignog wrote:
If some guy tried this shit with my daughter, when she turn 16, i would not call the cops, i would take the pedafile into hte woods and shoot him in the head and kleave him for dead. But thats just me.

No, that's just me too.

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Well, it's been an extremely long time since I've posted here, but I did a little research and found that the legal age of consent in the UK is actually 16, which may explain why the parents think like they do. How you feel about the subject depends on what you've been raised to believe is correct.

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

And I don't have enough patience to figure out how to make that into a link.


Edit: In Chile, the legal AoC for female-male sexual intercourse is 14, but gay sex you gotta wait 2 more years. Oh and those Candians have it even better, guys can have straight sex when they're 16, females have to wait til 18 and male buttsecx is 18, while rug munchers only have to be 16. Also, in a number of those countries, male-male sex is illegal, but muff/muff is A-Okay!
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#10 Posted: : Sunday, March 02, 2008 7:54:18 PM
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Seems like its okay for them over there but over here...

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