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Well you're pretty much fucked then.

court reporter = bling bling

Go see Avenue Q, the Musical.

The opening song is "What Do You Do With A B.A. In English?" I figure that's right up your alley.

Also, Gary Coleman is a character in it.

Also, "The Internet Is For Porn"

Need I say more?

That should give you all the direction you could need.

But really, I say follow ^^^ that guy threeposts above me's advice and use summer break to really scope everything out.

1) Stripper (if you can shake it)
2) Porn (if you cant)
3) Move to a civilized country with universal health care and become a writer
4) Journalism (hard to get into)
5) Editor (harder to get into)
6) Paralegal (probably have to do a year course for this though).
7) Librarian (probably very low level unless you get another degree?)

Why don't you want to be a teach anymore? It seems like a sweet job, minus the maggots and bitchy parents.

In an abstract way, this is by far the best response. Why? Because it didn't specify what kind of writing. Being a good word smith, you might be able to look at marketing job or perhaps something in journalism. The more creative, the better. Personally I would throw out any perceptions of being tied into education just because of a degree in english and a teaching career. Sit back, think of whats fun, and go from there. I was an International Studies Major minor in german, european studies, now working at a start up company. Its nice because I'm wearing many hats. Marketing, graphics, webmaster, operations, etc. Dunno where you live, but you might want to consider working for a new age startup of some sort.
To give you better advice, we need pics of you, and your classroom. And my screen name written on your chalkboard.