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GoOcH
#1 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 5:56:02 AM
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I'll bury the details a bit, but I boned a chick in a hot tub last night, without a rubber. She leaves for Annapolis (Naval Academy) in less than a month and I head out to Iraq in 2. I told her and her friend to get her a morning after pill. Is there anything else I'm missing?

Irrelevant, but alcohol and a chlorine enriched hot tub were involved.
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Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 7:36:30 AM
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Don't know if you are an officer, but if not, that fraternizing aspect of it isn't your problem.

The whole boning without a rubber isn't your problem either unless your dick falls off, you catch the HIV and are on meds the rest of your very long life, or you catch the Hepatitis C, in which case you would have five years to live.

And I doubt she is going to let a little something like pregnancy stop her from going to the Academy - again not your problem.  And if she contacts you saying she "thinks" she's pregnant, she ain't- she just wants your attention, but I doubt she would do that given where she is going.

"Her and her friend" seems to be a problem if her friend is also military, because bitches blab.

Other than that, I would pray for like today and tomorrow, then forget about that shit and get your game-face on for your tour.

Welcome to the zero-G fuck club.  You figure out really quick that you have to hold on to the sides of the hot tub or it's all like footage from a NASA Space station mission with all the tumbling and wierd weight distribution causing you to go under.

And oh yeah, pics, or it never happened.
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#3 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 8:11:22 AM
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As serious as i can be,  enjoy your kids/aids.

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Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



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#4 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 12:23:09 PM
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you got it half covered with the morning after pill.
you should go get yourself tested for stds and shit. and wear a fucking condom the next time you fuck some random chick you dont know!
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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 12:23:56 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Don't know if you are an officer, but if not, that fraternizing aspect of it isn't your problem.

The whole boning without a rubber isn't your problem either unless your dick falls off, you catch the HIV and are on meds the rest of your very long life, or you catch the Hepatitis C, in which case you would have five years to live.

And I doubt she is going to let a little something like pregnancy stop her from going to the Academy - again not your problem.  And if she contacts you saying she "thinks" she's pregnant, she ain't- she just wants your attention, but I doubt she would do that given where she is going.

"Her and her friend" seems to be a problem if her friend is also military, because bitches blab.

Other than that, I would pray for like today and tomorrow, then forget about that shit and get your game-face on for your tour.

Welcome to the zero-G fuck club.  You figure out really quick that you have to hold on to the sides of the hot tub or it's all like footage from a NASA Space station mission with all the tumbling and wierd weight distribution causing you to go under.

And oh yeah, pics, or it never happened.


Well put, sir. The friend is actually a guy and not military. He was pretty cool about it.

Hey fuck it I fly out to Ft Lewis, WA today to train with my unit for a week. You're right, it's probably not a big deal.
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#6 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 12:42:57 PM
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I wouldn't worry about it.  I think most of the statistics about STD's are infated.  I always pulled out and I've always been clean.  Not saying you shouldn't wear a condom, but we know how it goes sometimes.
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I wouldn't worry about it.  I think most of the statistics about STD's are infated.  I always pulled out and I've always been clean.  Not saying you shouldn't wear a condom, but we know how it goes sometimes.


you know that pulling out doesn't really reduce your chances of getting infected, right?
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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 12:56:46 PM
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I think statistics may be a bit inflated simply to scare the younger population into abstinence or at least using protection. However, I'm fully aware that pulling out does not decrease chance of infection. I just gotta stop being a dumbass next time.
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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 1:08:45 PM
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GoOcH wrote:
I think statistics may be a bit inflated simply to scare the younger population into abstinence or at least using protection. However, I'm fully aware that pulling out does not decrease chance of infection. I just gotta stop being a dumbass next time.


You may be bad at risk assessment.
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I have pissed rainbows.
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#12 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 4:13:09 PM
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On the bright side, if she's going to the Academy, she probably has been tested and had all her shots, courtesy of the military.  

Then again, any ho who will bang a dude she just met in a hot tub may not be all that picky about whom sticks what inside of her.  For all you know, you may have been desert on a day-long cock-feast.

However, worry about that after you get back from Iraq.   just come back alive plz. 
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Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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#14 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 4:31:59 PM
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the planB shit works. I've had to get it for my gf, we got panicked as shit, so i started asking other girls i knew if it really worked, they all said they've had to take it once or twice.

shit works, dog.

btw, there is a moderate period of uncertainty after the pill is taken. because for a while, the girl may undergo symptoms similar to pregnancy when it's actually just the pill at work.

you aren't going to have continuing contact with this chick are you?

also: if it was random, was she hot? i gotta know for the stat books.

i'll second cantrip. if you were the cherry on top of a mountainous spooge sundae, it's worth getting tested.

good luck in the land o' sand.
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#15 Posted: : Wednesday, June 04, 2008 4:57:28 PM
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I might be missing something here, but did you finish in her or not? Even if you did, it's not a guarantee that she'll get pregnant but if she takes the morning after pill, then you should be fine anyways. As for diseases, is she's a straight shooter..i.e. normal I don't think you'll have to worry about any serious diseases. The only disease that is likely HPV. Not to worry, it's nothing serious. To ease your mind, I would suggest finding out how many people she's slept with..something that would have been useful before banging her.
In any case, where are the pics?
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