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definitely possible it would actually make sense to have him gain 1-2 hp every time he hit someone with the minigun Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.

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jamesbigmac wrote:Being the heavy master that I am, I would say either brass knuckles or boxing gloves for a melee upgrade. Possibly even a big hammer. They are most definitely going to change the shotgun to something, but I have no idea what.
jesus this isnt even a back door brag! Comon James you can do better than this...something to the effect of : "Alot of drooling retarded people who are good at heavy jump around corners while holding the alternate fire button....they take pride in the thought that this action elevates them to a level of proficiency far beyond the average invalid, or even noob....I have mastered this skill." Sorry I am drunk off my ass....and I ask that nobody judge me. flame on! on a side note...sorry i have been on business trips and vacations for the past 2 weeks. Quote:
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jamesbigmac wrote:Being the heavy master that I am, I would say either brass knuckles or boxing gloves for a melee upgrade. Possibly even a big hammer. They are most definitely going to change the shotgun to something, but I have no idea what.
jesus this isnt even a back door brag! Comon James you can do better than this...something to the effect of : "Alot of drooling retarded people who are good at heavy jump around corners while holding the alternate fire button....they take pride in the thought that this action elevates them to a level of proficiency far beyond the average invalid, or even noob....I have mastered this skill." A big fucking hammer!? Rofl. Only if it fucking squeeks when it hits somebody..... Sorry I am drunk off my ass....and I ask that nobody judge me. flame on! on a side note...sorry i have been on business trips and vacations for the past 2 weeks. Quote:
"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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He actually is drunk, he double posted. Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.

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jamesbigmac wrote:Being the heavy master that I am..... a challenger appears In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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They won't be making any weapon that heals the heavy, if you read the developer's blog that they created just so that you could read this stuff and know it.... they said they aren't going to do anything that would improve on what a heavy/medic already have going for them. Yargh
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Yes, but the healing doesn't improve on the heavy/medic combo. It just makes the heavy more useful on his own, something that they said they were specifically aiming at. Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.

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jamesbigmac wrote:definitely possible it would actually make sense to have him gain 1-2 hp every time he hit someone with the minigun uhh...how does that make sense? You wanna take this to Fuck Town? Oh gadzooks, yes!
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ErkDog wrote:They won't be making any weapon that heals the heavy, if you read the developer's blog that they created just so that you could read this stuff and know it.... they said they aren't going to do anything that would improve on what a heavy/medic already have going for them.
I did read the blog. that's why I posted that. They said (on the blog) that they are looking for ways to make the heavy less dependant on the medic. Of course they are not going to simply add healing to the minigun, I'm suggesting that they might add the healing but remove something else, such as 1. crits or 2. heavy cannot be 'overhealed' by the medic.
@ business: think about it like the new syringe gun (No crits, but heals 3 hp on hits). TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse. Lead Salad wrote:My ePenis is 10 feet long! WDF wrote:A pair in douchbaggery.
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Tf2 official blog updated. apparently peeps are all a buzz about this new update. http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=1688 You wanna take this to Fuck Town? Oh gadzooks, yes!
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I was thinking the unlockable primary weapon would be a modified minigun with no (or negligible) spin-up time. It'd accurately with slightly lower firing area for 2 seconds before becoming extremely inaccurate and would have the same cool-down period as the current minigun. That way a medic wouldn't help him too much because the heavy can't be a wall of sheer bullet godliness, but the heavy can handle himself if he turns the corner to find someone there. The secondary weapon I couldn't really think of anything to do to it, because the shotgun is good, but maybe some sort of explosive shell that knocks enemies back but does little damage so the heavy can switch to his primary weapon and have time to use it. The melee weapon? Hopefully it'd do more damage, because I'd think getting hit by a 350 pound Russian would hurt more than getting smacked with a club by some scrawny sniper. Boxing gloves would definitely fit the TF2 theme. Maybe with each hit doing 1/3 of the targets maximum health because if you're close enough to a heavy that he can punch you, you deserve to die.
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Fat Pigeon wrote:I was thinking the unlockable primary weapon would be a modified minigun with no (or negligible) spin-up time. It'd accurately with slightly lower firing area for 2 seconds before becoming extremely inaccurate and would have the same cool-down period as the current minigun. That way a medic wouldn't help him too much because the heavy can't be a wall of sheer bullet godliness, but the heavy can handle himself if he turns the corner to find someone there. You've just described the AK47. Sweet. Win Cookies Awarded: 7 (bawwwwww)
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So a few of my friends recently were hired (like a year ago) as programmers for Valve and told me the Heavy update will include a spy cloak. A fucking spy cloak. How great is that. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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HolyJaw wrote:So a few of my friends recently were hired (like a year ago) as programmers for Valve and told me the Heavy update will include a spy cloak. A fucking spy cloak. How great is that.
Um...
I don't believe you. TEAM APARTMENT: No one rocks quite as hard as we do. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse. Lead Salad wrote:My ePenis is 10 feet long! WDF wrote:A pair in douchbaggery.
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will that fat fucker move any faster with a cloak? If not, it better last for more than the spy's cloak...like a minute or two...you know, about as long as I last in the sack...
...oh shit...oh well...if you can't make fun of yourself...there's always Whut...  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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