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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester

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HolyJaw wrote: No porn - wtf are you supposed to do?
HolyJaw wrote:Rape and pillage the towns get your ass to mars
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Rank: Fuckstick

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HolyJaw wrote:No guns - OK, that makes sense. We wouldn't want Blackwater to feel threatened by the enemies, the army its sent to work alongside, AND the other contractors!
No alcohol - Makes sense. DOn't need drunken idiots doing stupid shit. Like blackwater.
No porn - wtf are you supposed to do? Wank in the corner once a week so your sheets don't get stained? Rape and pillage the towns... like Blackwater? Turn gay? That's just dumb. No guns - you are not there as a combatant, you are there as a contractor No alcohol - obvious No porn - respecting the laws and culture of the country you are in at the time How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Rank: Admiral OCD

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Well then. You need some of these:  So if your plane makes an emergency landing in the desert for mechanical reasons, you can do the following if confronted with unfriendlies:  You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Joined: 11/15/2007 Posts: 474 Points: 447 Location: San Diego
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I'm pretty sure I will be a Non-combatant.
If I am issued a weapon - well great..if not I'll deal with it.
6 figures is more for folks with specific skills engineering , electrical, etc.
I am a bit scared...fuck yes...but thats what makes it fun.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
Groups: Ogamer, Registered User
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 1,666 Points: 2,478 Location: La Habra, Orange, CA
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Oopsie wrote:No guns - you are not there as a combatant, you are there as a contractor No alcohol - obvious No porn - respecting the laws and culture of the country you are in at the time Combatant vs. Contractor - This would only make sense to me if he and his team were to be tagged alongside an armed response squad, then. Remember, we are still in "war time" regardless of the peoples' feelings and the lesser impact at home than previous wars (I.E. Uncle Sam has yet to force my mom, girlfriend, and two female dogs to start recycling used tires for pellet guns.) War time laws are different from regular ones, as Bush has clearly demonstrated time and again. I suppose it is a testament to the credulity and integrity of the company War will work for if they were to ban guns in combatant territory in the face of war. No porn - I can respect the Shariah but I still don't understand what the alternative is. It's not like there are insensitive or "Just deal with it" women at the top of whatever company this is. No offense to women, but in regards to this area, I just don't see them as being allowed into the kind of position in which she or they can make this kind of decision. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Rank: Fuckstick

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Joined: 12/20/2007 Posts: 681 Points: 6 Location: San Antonio, TX
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Non-combatant means that you are not a primary target in the case of an attack. Think about it, you are assaulting a base (only case where War will be in danger as he can not leave base) and you go into a room. In the room is a man with an M16 and a contractor without a weapon. Which will be your primary concern? If War is in the same situation as my bro-in-law was, he will not be leaving the base. His only concern will be mortars and maybe crappy rockets. However, i just read the latest from Afgahn and there was a base that was assaulted yesterday. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Rank: Admiral OCD

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All I was implying was that whether a combatant or a contractor, to the enemy, you're still an infidel. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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Cantrip wrote:to the enemy, you're still an infidel. Exactly what I was trying to get at. Thanks CRip. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 11/15/2007 Posts: 474 Points: 447 Location: San Diego
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Set up my passport stuff just waiting on that now.
Got my contract for the job in hand..all is legit.
If you all happen to see my screen name in a game ie HL2 or stuff it will be my son. Send him a hello if you have the time it makes him giggle. I will change my friends name to {pDs} Wars Son ...when I leave.
I will most likely fly out on the 28th barring any delay.
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Rank: Fuckstick

Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User
Joined: 12/20/2007 Posts: 681 Points: 6 Location: San Antonio, TX
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WarMachine wrote:
Set up my passport stuff just waiting on that now.
Got my contract for the job in hand..all is legit.
If you all happen to see my screen name in a game ie HL2 or stuff it will be my son. Send him a hello if you have the time it makes him giggle. I will change my friends name to {pDs} Wars Son ...when I leave.
I will most likely fly out on the 28th barring any delay.
Be safe and keep your head down. Post pics when you can. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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That was fuckin quick War. GL, HF. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Rank: Admiral OCD

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Wow, that was fast. Good luck. Please take pics if they let you. Would love to have you post them once in a while if possible. And how old is your son? You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Fuckstick

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Joined: 4/7/2008 Posts: 1,109 Points: 2,004
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Take care of yourself.  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Rank: Administration

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Cantrip wrote:And how old is your son? Don't answer that.  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

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Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 1,724 Points: 6 Location: RVA
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WarMachine wrote:Yes, I will get a laptop. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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