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Filliam H. Muffman
#16 Posted: : Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:43:41 PM
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HolyJaw wrote:

No porn - wtf are you supposed to do?

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Rape and pillage the towns
get your ass to mars
Oopsie
#17 Posted: : Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:44:00 PM
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HolyJaw wrote:
No guns - OK, that makes sense. We wouldn't want Blackwater to feel threatened by the enemies, the army its sent to work alongside, AND the other contractors!

No alcohol - Makes sense. DOn't need drunken idiots doing stupid shit. Like blackwater.

No porn - wtf are you supposed to do? Wank in the corner once a week so your sheets don't get stained? Rape and pillage the towns... like Blackwater? Turn gay? That's just dumb.


No guns - you are not there as a combatant, you are there as a contractor
No alcohol - obvious
No porn - respecting the laws and culture of the country you are in at the time
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Cantrip
#18 Posted: : Sunday, July 13, 2008 8:25:08 PM
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Well then.  You need some of these:



So if your plane makes an emergency landing in the desert for mechanical reasons, you can do the following if confronted with unfriendlies:

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
WarMachine
#19 Posted: : Sunday, July 13, 2008 8:40:02 PM
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I'm pretty sure I will be a Non-combatant.

If I am issued a weapon - well great..if not I'll deal with it.

6 figures is more for folks with specific skills engineering , electrical, etc.

I am a bit scared...fuck yes...but thats what makes it fun.



HolyJaw
#20 Posted: : Monday, July 14, 2008 3:20:33 AM
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Oopsie wrote:
No guns - you are not there as a combatant, you are there as a contractor
No alcohol - obvious
No porn - respecting the laws and culture of the country you are in at the time


Combatant vs. Contractor - This would only make sense to me if he and his team were to be tagged alongside an armed response squad, then. Remember, we are still in "war time" regardless of the peoples' feelings and the lesser impact at home than previous wars (I.E. Uncle Sam has yet to force my mom, girlfriend, and two female dogs to start recycling used tires for pellet guns.) War time laws are different from regular ones, as Bush has clearly demonstrated time and again. I suppose it is a testament to the credulity and integrity of the company War will work for if they were to ban guns in combatant territory in the face of war.

No porn - I can respect the Shariah but I still don't understand what the alternative is. It's not like there are insensitive or "Just deal with it" women at the top of whatever company this is. No offense to women, but in regards to this area, I just don't see them as being allowed into the kind of position in which she or they can make this kind of decision.
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Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


WarMachine wrote:
meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
Oopsie
#21 Posted: : Monday, July 14, 2008 8:21:46 AM
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Non-combatant means that you are not a primary target in the case of an attack.

Think about it, you are assaulting a base (only case where War will be in danger as he can not leave base) and you go into a room.  In the room is a man with an M16 and a contractor without a weapon.  Which will be your primary concern?

If War is in the same situation as my bro-in-law was, he will not be leaving the base.  His only concern will be mortars and maybe crappy rockets.  However, i just read the latest from Afgahn and there was a base that was assaulted yesterday.
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Cantrip
#22 Posted: : Monday, July 14, 2008 11:47:01 AM
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All I was implying was that whether a combatant or a contractor, to the enemy, you're still an infidel.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
HolyJaw
#23 Posted: : Monday, July 14, 2008 2:50:05 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
to the enemy, you're still an infidel.


Exactly what I was trying to get at. Thanks CRip.
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Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


WarMachine wrote:
meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
WarMachine
#24 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:00:06 PM
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Set up my passport stuff just waiting on that now.

Got my contract for the job in hand..all is legit.

If you all happen to see my screen name in a game ie HL2 or stuff it will be my son. Send him a hello if you have the time it makes him giggle. I will change my friends name to {pDs} Wars Son ...when I leave.

I will most likely fly out on the 28th barring any delay.  



Oopsie
#25 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:56:50 PM
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WarMachine wrote:

Set up my passport stuff just waiting on that now.

Got my contract for the job in hand..all is legit.

If you all happen to see my screen name in a game ie HL2 or stuff it will be my son. Send him a hello if you have the time it makes him giggle. I will change my friends name to {pDs} Wars Son ...when I leave.

I will most likely fly out on the 28th barring any delay.  



Be safe and keep your head down.

Post pics when you can.
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HolyJaw
#26 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:57:16 PM
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That was fuckin quick War. GL, HF.
silverwasp wrote:
Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....

Yes.... Same parents


WarMachine wrote:
meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
Cantrip
#27 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 3:12:35 PM
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Wow, that was fast.  Good luck.  Please take pics if they let you.  Would love to have you post them once in a while if possible.

And how old is your son?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Mrs.Crawdad
#28 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 4:18:11 PM
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Take care of yourself.
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#29 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 4:33:35 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
And how old is your son?


Don't answer that.

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#30 Posted: : Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:53:00 PM
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Oopsie wrote:
no porn


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Yes, I will get a laptop.
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