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jamesbigmac
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, July 29, 2008 1:47:49 PM
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This is typical of people that hate Vista. I just hope that Microsoft and Apple get into a huge commercial war over this now.

http://www.insidetech.com/news/2689-microsoft-mojave-tricks-xp-users-into-liking-vista?referral=IT_nlet
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delta62
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, July 29, 2008 3:44:26 PM
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The Article wrote:

Microsoft, the reigning OS king, has received more than its share of criticism for Windows Vista. The OS, which suffered both from poor initial hardware compatibility and from relatively large resource demands has been shunned by many of the largest players in the business community. Some have come out in vocal support of Vista, arguing against those who feel Vista is broken an XP downgrade might be in order.

These supporters got a little more ammo to back their arguments thanks to a comical experiment put on by Microsoft. As part of its new PR efforts, which include “anti-Mac Guy” commercials, Microsoft conducted a top secret experiment known as the “Mojave” Experiment.

Inspired by an employee email from Microsoft’s David Webster, the Vista team gathered over 120 XP users in San Francisco who were critical of Windows Vista. After being questioned on video about their Vista impressions, Microsoft told them it was giving them a stunning opportunity—the chance to view their secret operating system they had been cooking up, codenamed “Mojave”. The excited users showed great enthusiasm for the new operating system, with over 90 percent giving positive feedback of the 10 minute demo of the system.

The comic twist is that there is no “Mojave” and it wasn’t a pre-release version of Windows 7. “Mojave” was simply a fictitious title applied to a standard Windows Vista install. Interestingly, the XP users seemed utterly unable to recognize Vista or its features, despite criticizing it. Remarked one user on the new features, “Oh wow!”

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jamesbigmac
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:21:09 PM
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Delta was there a point to that or were you just putting that up because the link was bad?
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#4 Posted: : Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:35:11 PM
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is this real?

I admit to hating Vista less after using it some, mostly because MS finally came up with a semi-rational HAL independent imaging system for installs. Makes semi-automated mass-installs a fuck of a lot easier. Besides that, disable the stupid UAC and change around the settings to make it look and act like XP and the only real draw back is that its slow as fuck and does dumb shit on occasion. I'm holding onto XP as long as I can personally.
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delta62
#5 Posted: : Tuesday, July 29, 2008 8:06:53 PM
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jamesbigmac wrote:
Delta was there a point to that or were you just putting that up because the link was bad?

The point was to put a summary of the article somewhere where it could be read, without having to copy /paste things into the address bar.

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the flying spaghetti monster skullfucked Bob's corpse.

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My ePenis is 10 feet long!

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A pair in douchbaggery.

jamesbigmac
#6 Posted: : Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:13:02 PM
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Yeah it's real. It was posted by a tech company.
I just think it's hilarious that people couldn't even recognize the freaking OS.

It just furthers the South Park reasoning that 90% of people in America are retards.
Chase: the only refuge i have from my mom is when i go to my gf's
Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson
Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.



J-Town
#7 Posted: : Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:01:18 PM
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jamesbigmac wrote:
Yeah it's real. It was posted by a tech company.
I just think it's hilarious that people couldn't even recognize the freaking OS.

It just furthers the South Park reasoning that 90% of people in America are retards.

90% gives way to much credit.

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I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

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Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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#8 Posted: : Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:32:59 PM
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J-Town wrote:
jamesbigmac wrote:
Yeah it's real. It was posted by a tech company.
I just think it's hilarious that people couldn't even recognize the freaking OS.

It just furthers the South Park reasoning that 90% of people in America are retards.

90% gives way to much credit.


That's a very high horse you have there.
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#9 Posted: : Wednesday, July 30, 2008 2:04:49 AM
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jamesbigmac wrote:
It just furthers the South Park reasoning that 90% of people in America are retards.


You may wish to re-analyze the population sample taken there, sparky.
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jamesbigmac
#10 Posted: : Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:00:23 PM
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HolyJaw wrote:
jamesbigmac wrote:
It just furthers the South Park reasoning that 90% of people in America are retards.


You may wish to re-analyze the population sample taken there, sparky.


Does this quote from wikipedia shine a little light on percentages?

Quote:
The United States has the highest rates of obesity in the developed world.[89] From 1980 to 2002, obesity has doubled in adults and overweight prevalence has tripled in children and adolescents.[90] In 2003-2004 17.1% of children and adolescents were overweight and 32.2% of adults were obese.[90] In 2005 it was reported that currently, about 119 million, or 64.5%, of US adults are either overweight or obese.[91] Rate of obesity vary by ethnicity and gender. In the USA 28% of men and 34% of women are obese with rates rising to as 50% among African American women.[92]
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Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson
Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.



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#11 Posted: : Wednesday, July 30, 2008 4:03:45 PM
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jamesbigmac wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
jamesbigmac wrote:
It just furthers the South Park reasoning that 90% of people in America are retards.


You may wish to re-analyze the population sample taken there, sparky.


Does this quote from wikipedia shine a little light on percentages?

Quote:
The United States has the highest rates of obesity in the developed world.[89] From 1980 to 2002, obesity has doubled in adults and overweight prevalence has tripled in children and adolescents.[90] In 2003-2004 17.1% of children and adolescents were overweight and 32.2% of adults were obese.[90] In 2005 it was reported that currently, about 119 million, or 64.5%, of US adults are either overweight or obese.[91] Rate of obesity vary by ethnicity and gender. In the USA 28% of men and 34% of women are obese with rates rising to as 50% among African American women.[92]


obesity = mental retardation?

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HolyJaw
#12 Posted: : Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:05:02 AM
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jamesbigmac wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
jamesbigmac wrote:
It just furthers the South Park reasoning that 90% of people in America are retards.


You may wish to re-analyze the population sample taken there, sparky.


Does this quote from wikipedia shine a little light on percentages?

Quote:
The United States has the highest rates of obesity in the developed world.[89] From 1980 to 2002, obesity has doubled in adults and overweight prevalence has tripled in children and adolescents.[90] In 2003-2004 17.1% of children and adolescents were overweight and 32.2% of adults were obese.[90] In 2005 it was reported that currently, about 119 million, or 64.5%, of US adults are either overweight or obese.[91] Rate of obesity vary by ethnicity and gender. In the USA 28% of men and 34% of women are obese with rates rising to as 50% among African American women.[92]


I'd take the time to quote something else completely arbitrary and not in any way related to the topic at hand, but that seems to be your specialty. So go ahead, when you retort to this, maybe you can look up the names of soldiers KIA in the Civil War, or maybe the genetic mutation variants between pit bulls over the past five familial generations.

On the other hand, maybe we can stay on topic. A handful of people, known only to be against Vista, prove themselves to be underqualified critics of a major OS platform, and all the sudden 90% of American's are retarded, and South Park was right all along.

No, seriously, go on.
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meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
J-Town
#13 Posted: : Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:15:34 AM
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jamesbigmac wrote:
>90% of all people are idiots (not retarded).


fixed to make JBM speak for me

TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

jamesbigmac
#14 Posted: : Thursday, July 31, 2008 11:18:08 AM
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Man I'm so glad Holy Jaw has a sense of humor.
Really makes my day when someone takes me seriously.
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Me: I have no gf, just palmela handerson
Chase: Well at least you aren't a double amputee.



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#15 Posted: : Thursday, July 31, 2008 1:58:36 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
is this real?

I admit to hating Vista less after using it some, mostly because MS finally came up with a semi-rational HAL independent imaging system for installs. Makes semi-automated mass-installs a fuck of a lot easier. Besides that, disable the stupid UAC and change around the settings to make it look and act like XP and the only real draw back is that its slow as fuck and does dumb shit on occasion. I'm holding onto XP as long as I can personally.


You mean slipstreaming w/ unattended.xml? And what the fuck does the hardware abstraction layer have anything to do with automated installs?
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