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Gunslinger
#31 Posted: : Sunday, March 15, 2009 6:04:25 PM
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In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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Filliam H. Muffman
#32 Posted: : Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:46:52 PM
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Yup.


On a joke related note. I was on the phone with an Alienware customer service representative (CSR) for an hour tonight trying to fix some shit on my comp. After I installed an updated bios I rebooted...

ME: Ok it's restarting now.
CSR: Ok, just wait and it should reboot normally.
ME: Right, it's going.....ok now I'm starting to smell smoke.
CSR: What?
ME: It's on fire.
CSR: Excuse me, did you say it's on fire?!?!
ME: Yeah, my computer is on fire.
CSR: Oh my god!
ME: Just kidding.
CSR: Holy shit, you almost gave me a heart attack!
CSR:  ::huge sigh of relief, then laughed::
get your ass to mars
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Magic Anchovies
#33 Posted: : Tuesday, March 24, 2009 12:17:20 PM
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How come blind people don't skydive?

 

 

It scares the shit out of the dog.






"If I got a Nickle Every Time I heard that, I'd be so rich, I Could Walk Up To Oprah and burn her Freedom Papers."
"Sex is like KFC. Once your done nibbling on the breast, you got a nice greasy box to stick your bone into"
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#34 Posted: : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:08:08 PM
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She's so fat when she walks through the house her mp3's skip.



Sorry. that's all I have.
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#35 Posted: : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:22:08 PM
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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.


Why did the crow fall out of the tree?

Because it was stapled to the squirrel.
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