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Thou Shalt Have No Other God . . . Options
stealth
#31 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 12:29:48 PM
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Many people think there has to be a reason for us to exist, and they like to think something is watching over us and keeping us in check.

The bible, quran, and the torah all seem to be guidelines and examples for leading a good life.

Yet some people choose to interpret them literally, word for word, leading to things like this:


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Mindspring
#32 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 2:32:04 PM
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Who was the guy on the 2nd page calling us faggots exatcly? and why do I have this sort of faint Go fuck yourself you sonovabitch feeling rising up inside of me.

 

 

....Go read a bible and THEN tell us what to do..your not he pope bitch

ftw

...Lawl
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#33 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 4:12:21 PM
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Mindspring wrote:

....Go read a bible and THEN tell us what to do..your not he pope bitch

ftw



No, but I am.
 
I wrote:
We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as definitive and has as its highest value one's own ego and one's own desires... The church needs to withstand the tides of trends and the latest novelties.... We must become mature in this adult faith, we must guide the flock of Christ to this faith.
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#34 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 4:36:24 PM
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Benedict XVI wrote:
Mindspring wrote:

....Go read a bible and THEN tell us what to do..your not he pope bitch

ftw



No, but I am.
 


Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.


Dragon
#35 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 5:06:02 PM
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Benedict XVI wrote:
Mindspring wrote:

....Go read a bible and THEN tell us what to do..your not he pope bitch

ftw



No, but I am.
 

Who are you?


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Not The Face
#36 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 6:05:03 PM
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the pope now bow your ass down fool!


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Mindspring
#37 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 6:25:01 PM
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Ftl pope's suck...

 

Who needs a decrepit old man to tell them what god says?

...Lawl
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#38 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 6:30:48 PM
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Catholics!
I wrote:
We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as definitive and has as its highest value one's own ego and one's own desires... The church needs to withstand the tides of trends and the latest novelties.... We must become mature in this adult faith, we must guide the flock of Christ to this faith.
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#39 Posted: : Saturday, June 30, 2007 10:19:26 PM
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stealth wrote:
jasespots wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
Avner wrote:
To the faggots on the first page; Satan and Lucifer are two completely different fucking characters.


You mean like Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader?



Speaking of that.. religion reminds me very much of star wars.  It was a really cool story when it first came out , but then a bunch of idiots got way too into it and started thinking the story was real, then formed followings of more idiots and ruined the whole thing..  now we have jar jar, and the god warrior



/stops hitting the behive and runs away


Thats actually a great comparison.



=) Thanks
 but the bees didn't seem to mind =(

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#40 Posted: : Sunday, July 01, 2007 12:26:31 PM
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Mindspring wrote:

Who was the guy on the 2nd page calling us faggots exatcly? and why do I have this sort of faint Go fuck yourself you sonovabitch feeling rising up inside of me.

 

 

....Go read a bible and THEN tell us what to do..your not he pope bitch

ftw

STFU and GTFO, nigger.

Not The Face
#41 Posted: : Sunday, July 01, 2007 12:38:10 PM
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Avner wrote:
Mindspring wrote:

Who was the guy on the 2nd page calling us faggots exatcly? and why do I have this sort of faint Go fuck yourself you sonovabitch feeling rising up inside of me.

 

 

....Go read a bible and THEN tell us what to do..your not he pope bitch

ftw

STFU and GTFO, nigger.

lil over the top there avner!



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#42 Posted: : Sunday, July 01, 2007 12:48:37 PM
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I'm trying to be EDGEY okay?
stealth
#43 Posted: : Sunday, July 01, 2007 1:04:40 PM
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Not The Face wrote:
Avner wrote:
Mindspring wrote:

Who was the guy on the 2nd page calling us faggots exatcly? and why do I have this sort of faint Go fuck yourself you sonovabitch feeling rising up inside of me.

 

 

....Go read a bible and THEN tell us what to do..your not he pope bitch

ftw

STFU and GTFO, nigger.

lil over the top there avner!



It's OK!

His avatar is black..
Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.


Gunslinger
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