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always, always always wipe from back to front! ;)
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Dude no.. its front to back.. I dont want to wing my balls with shit. I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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First of all, it's front to back. But then one back to front to grab the excess left on the upper crack below your back.
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you guys never know how to take my jokes ;(
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Yes, in civilized society we can have this kind of dialogue. When they respond, I'll have the correct answer.
Damn, someone threw out the wrapper yesterday. Going to the store after work to get another, then will mail out. That was our last roll. Hmm, maybe I'll get a few. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Letter sent. Now we wait. I say give it a week. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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My gawd... depending on how this turns out we might need a Hall of Fame forum... I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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i seriously don't think they are going to respond to you. if they do, they will probably just give you a website to look at.
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That's possible. I'll be happy if they give me any response. If not, well, let's just say it shall not be pleasant for them. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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are you going to raise hell if they don't respond to you?
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llenta wrote:are you going to raise hell if they don't respond to you? My ass is shitty and I don't know what to do! Why won't you bastards answer me?! I could just see him yelling that outside their corporate offices with a roll in his hand and his pants around his ankles with shit stains on his underwear. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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Not raise hell just yet. That would give them a reason to label a nut and ignore me. If they don't respond I hope to escalate the situation by a stronger-toned letter. My hope is to eventually piss someone off so they send me something funny to post.
I don't want to be a jerk about it, but they did invite me to ask a question and getting instructions on the use of a product is a legit question. I'm still going to look to see if there's a consumer protection law that would fit the situation. I can send that to their legal dept. saying I haven't received a response to my original question. No time at the moment. But let's wait to see if they respond.
EDIT: lol Spaniard.
You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Rank: Admiral OCD
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I should check my mailbox more often. I finally got a response dated May 30.
They also included four coupons for SCOTT products. Basically, they told me to go buy some some of their products and wipe my a$$.
You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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rotflmmfao I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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lol winnar is you! I read ALL your private messages.
"I don't want the salami." -WDF
WDF: I told her that she could come over if she brought beer.
Sirus: Wait, you made the recovering alcoholic bring beer?
WDF: This shouldn't surprise you, this is me we're talking about... It'll be a test.
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