Reminds me of something you would read on zug.com. Funny shit cantrip.

Could we get the letter and the response typed up and placed on the main page as "news"?

maybe post a pic of the coupon

I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.

Grumpy wrote:

WDF? wrote:

Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.

WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.

-YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands

Okay, I think I will frame it. And the letter I sent is in the first post of this thread and you can see the results in the pic. I thought of writing back, but they’ll just ignore me I’m sure.

However, I went to Kimberly-Clark’s website and they have oodles of products. Their customer service department is set up to answer questions, whatever they may be.

So, I propose we send in questions. While you can do it via email, they will dismiss your question much easier than dealing with a piece of paper, and you won’t have a return address for them to send you coupons, which is what they seem to do when they don’t want to answer questions.

Here’s how it works. You have to spend thirty-nine cents on a stamp to mail your letter, ON PAPER, to the following address:

Kimberly-Clark

P.O. Box 2020

Neenah, WI 54957-2020

You need to include your return address. And just because I can see a situation where some of you may have never had to write a letter because of emails, I include the following examples:

http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/pw/p_basicbusletter.html

http://www.cyberbee.com/science/letpart.html

However, it can just be a one-sentence letter.

Here are some topics:

Toilet Paper

What’s the best kind to use to toilet paper a house?

I saw on TV that inmates use it to cook, how is this done?

Does toilet paper dissolve in a septic tank?

Tissue Paper

What kind of Kleenex is the best for making spit wads?

Huggies

How often should I change my child?

Pullups

How many uses do you get from one pullup?

Kotex

Where do you put the Kotex?

Should I remove it during sex?

(I think you can have fun with this.)

Depends

Can I wear these for drinking so I don’t have to use the nasty public restrooms.

Here’s the full list of product names:

http://www.kimberly-clark.com/ourbrands/consumer.asp

Once you write your letter you should post the body of it here so others won’t take the same topic. Then post your reply here.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"