Because I made it, bitch.

They threw up from the awesome.  Its been clinically proven that the human body can only handle so much awesome before having to release excess awesome explosively..



Honestly I think the movie was quite good, not OMFG great, but really damn good, there are some valid complaints behind the movie though many other more common ones are from people that just don't fucking get it or complain about things that were intentionally done.

This thread now has my official permission to die.

i think you are starting to like Hitler... where's crass?

I saw teh moviez when it came out....12:00am shwoing (2400 in military timez). At first im amped i saw the trailer and i thought ok either its going to be gozilla remake (which would prolly be alot better from the perspective of a ground dweller rather than some chic) or an alien invasion deal. I was really hoping it was an alien invsaion however i was skeptical since then the movie would kinda parallel War of the Worlds how it followed the perspective of a bystander.

Then I watched the movie.........

The goods: The female entities are stimulating, especially the girlfriend....wowz.

Suspense: Jeez the movie had my heart pumping a few times, especially when they were in the tunnel and stuff

LOLs: the guy who was filming their ending moments was fucking HILARIOUS. honeslty i loved how when even the worlds ending he faield miserably in hitting on the ugly girl. He had so many funny lines.

The little buggers: thought those guys were cool.

Teh Badz:


The story between the main character's brother and the girl is kinda retarded how they stated they were best friends then they fucked, and then he never called so she got a new boy friendz. No offense the girl must be pretty stupid to bring a boy friend to the going away party. If she did that to me in real life i woulda left her in that building. But nooo he decides to risk his life and his friends life to go on a man hunt for some girl that was prolly dead. THen he sees her tower is tipped over like the pizza tower and he marches right up there performs surgey and MAGIC she can run. I think it woulda been better if they rescued her and she was put on the chopper that left before theirs and that chopper gets owned by the monster first. Woulda been amazingly sad and funny at the same town. LOLZ + WAAAS = WIN

The monster= the monster was retarded looking and for somereason allways seemed to find the main characters. Like seriously how many times did they come across him? Was he quarantined to a 5 block radius?

CAn you say copycat?: the way the movie was filmed was not ingenious, the fact that once bitten they become impregnated by another critter (see ALIEN). Personally i think the creators wanted to make a gozilla movie, couldnt get copyrights to the name and decided to make it a lizard instead.

Not enough battle scenes: comeon we barely see a military presence, the entire movie i wanted to see snipers, or aircraft or some more epic battles. We never once saw the aliens babies attack miliary that woulda been siiiiiiiiiiick.

The movie eventually got boring: Recap of movie: PARTY, Attack (wtf mate?), RUN, RUN, WALK, AHH MONSTER, RUN, AHH MONSTURZ IN TUNNELZ, RUN, AHH MONSTER GOT MEZ IN CHOPPER, RUN, HIDE, DIE?