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HolyJaw
#46 Posted: : Sunday, June 08, 2008 4:49:36 AM
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This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.
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GoOcH
#47 Posted: : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:29:50 AM
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HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#48 Posted: : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:43:18 AM
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GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?


wear a condom next time you fuck her brains out.
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tonyrwc1
#49 Posted: : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 3:40:46 AM
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Your encounter sounds legally questionable
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Filliam H. Muffman
#50 Posted: : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:15:43 AM
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GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.
get your ass to mars
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#51 Posted: : Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:23:21 PM
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GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

don't do it in a pool. the water can wick away the body's natural lubrication like nothing so it feels like you're doing it with a balloon made out of scotch-tape. if she really wants it, it'll be very, very nice.
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GoOcH
#52 Posted: : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 3:13:30 AM
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.


No relationship, it's pretty clear it's simply a physical attraction on both sides. And yes, condoms are now mandatory. As for it being legally questionable, we were both drunk...so it becomes a moral issue.
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#53 Posted: : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 10:53:43 AM
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GoOcH wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.


No relationship, it's pretty clear it's simply a physical attraction on both sides. And yes, condoms are now mandatory. As for it being legally questionable, we were both drunk...so it becomes a moral issue.


Well in that case, you only live once and the odds of you living a long life aren't the greatest, so why are you posting here when you could be fucking this chick?
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Filliam H. Muffman
#54 Posted: : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 1:24:42 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.


No relationship, it's pretty clear it's simply a physical attraction on both sides. And yes, condoms are now mandatory. As for it being legally questionable, we were both drunk...so it becomes a moral issue.


Well in that case, you only live once and the odds of you living a long life aren't the greatest, so why are you posting here when you could be fucking this chick?

/thread
get your ass to mars
GoOcH
#55 Posted: : Wednesday, June 11, 2008 7:06:13 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.


No relationship, it's pretty clear it's simply a physical attraction on both sides. And yes, condoms are now mandatory. As for it being legally questionable, we were both drunk...so it becomes a moral issue.


Well in that case, you only live once and the odds of you living a long life aren't the greatest, so why are you posting here when you could be fucking this chick?


She lives 4 hours away and I refuse to drive more than 30 minutes at her current level of attractiveness. If she were a perfect ten, I'd probably be there right now.
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Filliam H. Muffman
#56 Posted: : Thursday, June 12, 2008 8:55:30 AM
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GoOcH wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.


No relationship, it's pretty clear it's simply a physical attraction on both sides. And yes, condoms are now mandatory. As for it being legally questionable, we were both drunk...so it becomes a moral issue.


Well in that case, you only live once and the odds of you living a long life aren't the greatest, so why are you posting here when you could be fucking this chick?


She lives 4 hours away and I refuse to drive more than 30 minutes at her current level of attractiveness. If she were a perfect ten, I'd probably be there right now.

I love this thread, I feel like I'm in high school all over again.
get your ass to mars
Cantrip
#57 Posted: : Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:13:17 AM
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.


No relationship, it's pretty clear it's simply a physical attraction on both sides. And yes, condoms are now mandatory. As for it being legally questionable, we were both drunk...so it becomes a moral issue.


Well in that case, you only live once and the odds of you living a long life aren't the greatest, so why are you posting here when you could be fucking this chick?


She lives 4 hours away and I refuse to drive more than 30 minutes at her current level of attractiveness. If she were a perfect ten, I'd probably be there right now.

I love this thread, I feel like I'm in high school all over again.

Good grief.  If you won't bone her, I demand remote control of your cock, so at least your cock can track her like an errant torpedo, and get-'er-done.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
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GoOcH
#58 Posted: : Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:52:21 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.


No relationship, it's pretty clear it's simply a physical attraction on both sides. And yes, condoms are now mandatory. As for it being legally questionable, we were both drunk...so it becomes a moral issue.


Well in that case, you only live once and the odds of you living a long life aren't the greatest, so why are you posting here when you could be fucking this chick?


She lives 4 hours away and I refuse to drive more than 30 minutes at her current level of attractiveness. If she were a perfect ten, I'd probably be there right now.

I love this thread, I feel like I'm in high school all over again.

Good grief.  If you won't bone her, I demand remote control of your cock, so at least your cock can track her like an errant torpedo, and get-'er-done.


Get-in'er Done tomorrow. Done deal.
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Filliam H. Muffman
#59 Posted: : Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:22:20 PM
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GoOcH wrote:
Cantrip wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
Filliam H. Muffman wrote:
GoOcH wrote:
HolyJaw wrote:
This thread is now about Gooch's AIDS problem.


Update: Dick has not fallen off, she took the morning after pill.

In response to a previous post, the main reason why I think she would let me bang her without a condom is because she's 115 pounds and drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort. On a lighter not, I'm fairly certain she wants to do me again because she wants to know what it's like - she has absolutely no recollection about our last fuckfest. Suggestions, anybody?

Is she someone you want to have in your life? Right now you have no real commitment as it was a drunken thing so you can end it right there. However, if you want a relationship, which is what would happen, go for it.


No relationship, it's pretty clear it's simply a physical attraction on both sides. And yes, condoms are now mandatory. As for it being legally questionable, we were both drunk...so it becomes a moral issue.


Well in that case, you only live once and the odds of you living a long life aren't the greatest, so why are you posting here when you could be fucking this chick?


She lives 4 hours away and I refuse to drive more than 30 minutes at her current level of attractiveness. If she were a perfect ten, I'd probably be there right now.

I love this thread, I feel like I'm in high school all over again.

Good grief.  If you won't bone her, I demand remote control of your cock, so at least your cock can track her like an errant torpedo, and get-'er-done.


Get-in'er Done tomorrow. Done deal.

Good man.
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On a similar note, my gf will be in town this weekend so I too will be getting some.
get your ass to mars
GoOcH
#60 Posted: : Saturday, June 14, 2008 8:28:04 AM
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Update: tapped it three times last night after working 12 1/2 hours. Condoms in full use.
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