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stealth wrote:Filliam H. Muffman wrote:We've got some special members in our clan.  I'm not opposed to the killing, i'm opposed to dressing up a dead mouse in a General Custer costume. I'm not opposed to the killing either, someone is just getting way too much pleasure out of this.  get your ass to mars
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:stealth wrote:Filliam H. Muffman wrote:We've got some special members in our clan. I'm not opposed to the killing, i'm opposed to dressing up a dead mouse in a General Custer costume. I'm not opposed to the killing either, someone is just getting way too much pleasure out of this.
Why did you have to bring images of what cantrip is doing into my head?
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. FUCKTARDS FOR ROOMIES!!! So, after they caught two in their closet full of food, they vowed to remove all the food. That was four days ago. So this morning they found this little guy:  Notice his foot on the right side of the pic is chewed off. And the head is missing - not to be found. And either that's his spine sticking out it's ass or it's his chewed tail. They pulled three boxes of food out of the closet this morning. FUCKTARDS! So the one they caught was fed upon by something. Another mouse? Something bigger? We don't know. So, they went to Home Depot and got a dozen more traps:  I fucking hate damn dirty mice!!!! . You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:. So, they went to Home Depot and got a dozen more traps: .
thats only a half dozen
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They've S.L.A.M.ed the house with six of them so far. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:.
FUCKTARDS FOR ROOMIES!!!
So the one they caught was fed upon by something. Another mouse? Something bigger? We don't know.
. I think you should make a movie. "Mice in a Closet" or "Pussies in an Apartment" Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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GET A FUCKING CAT AND STFUyeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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talk in big letters, it'll make your point stronger get your ass to mars
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Filliam H. Muffman wrote:talk in big letters, it'll make your point stronger i did. and it does. way to state the bleedin obvious yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:Filliam H. Muffman wrote:talk in big letters, it'll make your point stronger i did. and it does. way to state the bleedin obvious get your ass to mars
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Okay, so we caught another and we think we know where they are coming from. There's a bathroom remodel in progress on that side of the house which has exposed the the bathroom to the dirt under the house. The endcap of the bathtub was removed and you can see dirt. So, that's how they are getting in. The roomies found this because they were having breakfast, heard the snap of the trap and got to the bathroom in time to watch the following little guy go into death spasms. Notice he is posing on a bag of flour, removed from the closet, but not taken to the trash. And how the fuck do the fucktards think the mice will go away with all that food in the back yard?  You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Uh, I think we have a serious problem. Just trapped this guy a few minutes ago in that bathroom. I guess the trap flipped over flattening him. It got his whole body.  You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:Uh, I think we have a serious problem. Just trapped this guy a few minutes ago in that bathroom. I guess the trap flipped over flattening him. It got his whole body. This one's especially graphic. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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. Okay, we figured out what ate the mouse a few weeks back. The roomies caught a rat near the opening by the bathtub. Time to seal the hole. This one was big! Twice the size of the captured mice.  You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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This thread isn't doing it for me.
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